Jewish World Review May 9, 2003 / 6 Iyar, 5763
Argus Hamilton
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The Washington Wizards dumped Michael Jordan Wednesday
without even offering him a coaching job in the organization.
There's no way he can perform the duties expected of today's head
coaches anyway. His wife has him on way too short a leash.
Alabama coach Mike Price was fired for having strippers in
his hotel room on a road trip. It's serious in the South. Bill
Clinton is lucky he was just the governor of Arkansas and not the
head coach or he would have lost his job years ago.
Muppets creator Jim Henson's family bought back the Muppets
from the German firm that bought the family business two years
ago. They couldn't make it work. No matter how much the Germans
tortured those puppets, they couldn't make them talk.
Saddam Hussein issued an audiotape in Baghdad on Wednesday
addressed to the Iraqi people. He urged armed resistance and
overthrow on the recording. Getting away with his life and one
billion dollars isn't enough, he wants to be a rap star known as
Ace of Spades.
Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills was completely shut down by
police on Wednesday when one store reported an anthrax scare. No
one knows what it was. The white powder was injected into a
wrinkle before police could obtain a sample for testing.
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