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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 28, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Academy Awards drew a record-low viewership Sunday as actors from movies nobody saw took turns bashing the cops. The In Memoriam segment now includes People's Interest in the Oscars. The TV ratings for the Oscars crashed so hard that people thought Tiger Woods was behind the wheel.

Hollywood tried something new at the Oscars Sunday by holding the ceremony inside the old Union train station in Los Angeles. They had to clear out the homeless to stage the telecast there. Sadly, when the homeless were replaced by actors, the drug use increased and mental illness doubled.

The Motion Picture Academy certainly complied with a Senate bill passed Thursday banning anti-Asian hate crimes. Three days later the Chinese were handed all the Oscars in an L.A. train station. It took 150 years but someone finally thanked them for building all the railroads in California.

Portland protestors erupted in more street riots and burning and anarchy this past week in the twelfth month of their state of siege on the city's downtown. I personally can sympathize with their anger. Cocaine is now legal in Oregon but plastic straws aren't, and I'm sure that must be frustrating.

The White House vowed to adopt greenhouse gas policies that would severely cut down on U.S. consumption of meat. Too often Progressives forget what country they're trying to take over. Joe Biden is going to take away everybody's hamburgers like Barack Obama took away everybody's guns.

Joe Biden vowed Friday to sign progressive bills to correct an inherently racist U.S. Meanwhile conservatives are taking off their masks, taking up for cops and boycotting the NBA. If there's one thing we should probably do it's decide in advance what to do with the statues from the next Civil War.

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House Democrats vowed to keep pushing to pass a bill establishing a national minimum wage that'd elevate restaurant workers to the middle class. It's untrue when people say minimum-wage-paying jobs are not hard. Too many people have seen me try to roll my own burrito and it's a tragedy.

California reporters heard Caitlyn Jenner say she was proud to be both Republican as well as a trans-gender conservative. Jenner is world-famous in either sex. In 1976, Bruce Jenner defeated the Soviet Union, and that is the kind of track record necessary to turn things around in California today.

Chicago's Mayor Lightfoot is set to ban the police from pursuing suspects on foot to prevent suspects being shot by cops, although almost all Chicago shootings are between gang members. You'd never know that from the media. The oldest rule in journalism is, if it bleeds, it's Trump's fault.

NASA scientists celebrated last week when they were able to get the Mars craft to fly in Mars' atmosphere. Young people who weren't raised during the space race know little about aeronautics. Millennials have no idea you can fly from any airport in the world without announcing it on Facebook.

Hunter Biden wrote in his book about taking the psychedelic drug LSD that alters your visual perception of reality with a color-splashing body rush. He was born too late. Baby Boomers have learned you don't need to do LSD because you can get the same feeling just by standing up really fast.

The London Sun says a boatload of Vikings promoting a British Museum exhibition sailed by the House of Parliament Friday. Famously uncivilized, destructive, rapacious with an insatiable appetite for rough sex and drinking, nevertheless, the lawmakers looked up for a moment in approval. The Post Office didn't deliver mail to West Hollywood Monday, making me curious. I looked up the holiday and it was Confederate Memorial Day. It's a coincidence or it shows government workers in California believe in the greatness of Lincoln except when it gives them a day off at full pay.


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