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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 19, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | US News and World Report's survey named Canada the world's best country in quality of life, per capita income and opportunity, with the U.S. number five. It's so humbling. For decades the United States has been the World's Only Superpower, but look at us today, we're Canada's Mexicans.

The Supreme Court debate led CNN to liken today's High Court to the KKK Thursday. That is ridiculous. The Ku Klux Klan's a bunch of guys in white robes that scare the hell out of black people and the Supreme Court's a bunch of guys in black robes that scare the hell out of white people.

TGI Friday's CEO marked American Circus Day Friday by walking on a high wire at a local circus. Times are tough under the Big Top. Last week one circus owner had to fire the bearded woman, the five-hundred pound man and tattooed lady, because frankly, they aren't freaks any more.

Godzilla vs. King Kong is a new horror movie streamed on HBO Max in which these legendary monsters create panic and destruction in major world cities. The lesson of the movie couldn't be clearer. Scientists never should have tested the Johnson and Johnson vaccine on a chimp and a lizard.

The London Sun reported details of the scientific breakthrough at the Jonas Salk Institute in Thursday where geneticists created the world's first-ever monkey-human embryo. The creation of this monkey-human embryo came just in time. We were about to run out of victim groups.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians' final episode involved news of Kim's filing for divorce from Kanye West. Not to be outdone, the same day Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez confirmed that they have split and are no longer engaged. Jennifer is now just two rings away from tying Tom Brady.

Pfizer announced Thursday that two vaccine shots may not be enough to prevent corona virus and you may need to buy an annual booster shot. I'm starting to believe that Bernie Madoff ran the second biggest con. I just got my shot and I'm still waiting for a welcome message from Bill Gates.

The Los Angeles Police Department was put on tactical alert Thursday for fear that what was happening in Minneapolis might spread to L.A., and it did. While I was being held up by a robber at the ATM Thursday, I reached for my pistol but I accidentally pulled out my joke notes. Needless to say, I killed.

President Biden slapped sanctions on Putin Thursday. In a dream, Putin saw Stalin and asked him how to stay on top and Stalin told him to poison all his opponents and paint the Kremlin blue. When Putin asked, why blue? Stalin said that's my boy, I KNEW you wouldn't ask about the first part.

Dr. Fauci was roasted in Congress Thursday for directing that people who've been vaccinated still wear a mask. Like everything else it's a bitter partisan issue. The odds of dying from getting a Covid shot are one in seven million unless you are a Supreme Court Justice, then it's six out of nine.

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Minneapolis mobs shifted their fury from George Floyd trial to another police shooting just as the defense presented its case. The drug use makes it a tough call. Last week the toxicologist said that George Floyd had enough Fentanyl in his system to kill three grown men, or two Stacey Abrams.

Bernie Madoff died in North Carolina prison at age eighty-two on Tuesday. In a rotating con game, he raised billions from new investors, paid interest to old investors and skimmed off the middle. There should be a statue of him in Washington honoring him as the Father of Social Security.

Los Angeles Police went on tactical alert Wednesday in the wake of the Minneapolis riots that threatened to spread to other big cities. It's helps to be a sloppy bachelor. During last summer's George Floyd rioting, one looter broke into my apartment, looked around and then tossed me a twenty.

The Minneapolis police woman's body cam showed she accidentally discharged her police gun when she shot a resisting suspect. She thought she was firing her taser gun. Accidental discharge isn't an excuse for a cop killing a man, but it might work for an excuse for how we got Hunter Biden.

BLM co-founder Patrisse Kahn-Cullors reportedly bought a $1.4 million home in the 98% white suburb of Topanga Canyon. Who wrote this story? Topanga Canyon Road runs from the ultra-exclusive canyon over hills and into the Valley where $1.4 million may be possible, from your parents.

GOP senators called for a boycott of Major League Baseball after the All-Star Game was moved to Denver over the Georgia voting law. The Republicans have now called for boycotts of MLB, MLS, the NBA, the NFL, and NASCAR. Pretty soon the only sport Republicans will be able to watch are My Pillow fights.

Politico reports that House Democrats are crafting legislation to expand the Supreme Court so they can codify a leftist agenda. The want DC statehood, income redistribution and reparations for slave descendants. It's like the 1917 Bolshevik Revolution, only this time they get rid of the Drug Czar.


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