In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 13, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Great Britain's longtime consort Prince Philip passed away following a long illness on Friday morning as he was nearing the age of one hundred. By Friday afternoon, Queen Elizabeth had her picture posted on Tinder. In her profile, she described herself as recently widowed with loads of cash.

The Masters won by Hideki Matsuyama was a joy to watch Sunday despite the political leftists always complaining about the tournament's name. I just had to send my diploma back to college for reprinting. I was told that my Masters in British History has been re-titled Racist Overlord Degree.

Saturday Night Live has named impressionist Alex Moffat to play President Biden in sketches that make fun of his absent-mindedness, age and misplaced metaphors. I choose to defend Joe. You can make all the jokes you want about President Biden but I think he was awesome in Poltergeist.

President Biden's trained rescue dog Major prompted an Animal Planet special on the heroics of rescue dogs. It shows the dogs rescuing people from drowning, people trapped in earthquake rubble and people trapped inside burning buildings. My dog rescues me from eating all the Cheese-Its.

Hunter Biden was interviewed by Jimmy Kimmel to plug his memoir Beautiful Things, detailing his decades of alcohol, cocaine and womanizing. Ironically the damage might have saved his life like it did mine. Last March Covid tried to enter my lungs and was told that Amateur Night is Monday.

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President Biden attended Mass Sunday at St. Matthew's Church in Washington, D.C. Listeners in the next pew enjoyed a unique moment of reverence when they overheard the President of the United States crossing himself in the name of the Father and the Son and you know, the Ghost Thing.

The CDC chief went on TV last week to warn the nation that a fourth wave of Covid could be looming due to Brazilian and UK variants. However the latest statistics indicate we've turned the corner on the virus. On Friday, Prince Philip became the first guy to die of old age in over a year.

Prince Harry is flying back to London to serve in the funeral of his grandfather Prince Philip this week but he will leave his wife Meghan behind in California. The upcoming funeral pageantry in Britain has left Duchess Meghan asking herself one question. How can I make this all about me?

Buckingham Palace said Friday that Prince Harry will be flying to London this week to attend the funeral of his grandfather, Prince Philip. He may not have to fly that far. To call out the systemic racism in England, Harry and Meghan want Prince Philip's funeral to be moved to Denver.

Queen Elizabeth went into an official state of mourning Friday after Prince Philip died at home. Her Majesty received condolences from heads of state all over the world hours after her husband's death. Even Russian president Vladimir Putin sent her a nice note saying, I didn't do it.

Antique News reports a bowl bought in a garage sale for $40 sold for $20,000 at Sotheby's last week. My 100-year-old neighbor in West Hollywood recently passed away with no relatives and left behind some very rare antiques. Anybody who wants a plastic McDonald's straw, send me a message.

Southern California became the last in the nation to re-open classrooms to in-person learning this week. However an eight-year-old boy in Los Angeles was accompanied by his parents to the principal's office to complain he was being bullied in class because he's different. He's an American.


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