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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 12, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Kamala Harris caught heat from reporters Wednesday after she had time to visit a Chicago bakery and not the border. Harris came out of the bakery with German chocolate cake. Twitter has not ruled German to be a racist adjective, but you are a racist if all your favorite Nazis were white.

Major League Baseball moved the All-Star Game from Atlanta to Denver to protest Georgia's new voting law. It prevents ballot-stuffing vote fraud using unverifiable mail-in ballots. Now that MLB supports cheating in elections, can we let Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame and forgive the Astros?

President Biden expressed his hope Thursday that by the Fourth of July America can declare its independence from the corona virus. Last week I got my vaccination shot. I took the advice of an old friend and I slipped the nurse a twenty, and she gave me the shot without the tracking chip.

President Biden's rescue German Shepherd Major made news again Wednesday when he left a giant mess on the White House hallway. Major had already attacked a security guard and bit a landscaper. He even reminds Democrats how much more exciting it was when Trump was president.

The Census Bureau reported a low birth rate again last year despite everyone being cooped up together. Millennials must start getting married. If you're a Millennial, it's your patriotic duty to find that one special person you want to spend the rest of your life watching them look at their phone.

The CDC warned Thursday Americans won't be out of the woods as long as the virus is raging elsewhere in the world. We can only do our best. President Biden saw a video of his son Hunter vaccinating himself along with his friends, and said that's the kind of unity we need in America today.

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The Hollywood Reporter confirms that Caitlyn Jenner is considering running for governor of California. She's met advisors and will soon hold a press conference. The last time Caitlyn Jenner spoke to reporters, it was to claim that she had been groped repeatedly over the years by Bruce Jenner.

Green Bay Packers QB Aaron Rodgers said he wants to host Jeopardy while he's still playing in the NFL. Television producers are increasingly looking to sports stars to ensure wide-scale viewership. Watch for Tiger Woods to star in a new crime drama on NBC called Law and Order: SUV.

Tiger Woods was ruled to be driving 90 mph on a sharp curve on a steep downhill grade when he hit a median and flipped his SUV then cart-wheeled into a tree. The episode was shrugged off locally. No drug test was given, because frankly this is Los Angeles and this is the life we have chosen.

The Baltimore Sun said the every-seventeen-year appearance of Cicadas will occur along the Eastern Seaboard. The Cicadas emerging from the ground will number one billion per square mile. Governor Cuomo went on CNN and stated that New York will accept migrant Cicadas as well.

New York's state government made history last week by completely legalizing the recreational use of marijuana. It's totally legal to walk around smoking weed getting stoned out of your mind. New York's street protestors are already changing their slogan to Black Lives Matter in a Little While.

Women's Health interviewed endocrinologists about how certain medications can negatively affect a woman's desire for sexual activity. The doctors said five drugs that can block a woman's sex drive are Prozac, Zoloft, birth control pills, antihistamines and Vicodin. They forgot wedding cake.

United Airlines caused no small amount of unease Wednesday announcing they will train five thousand pilots in the next ten years, and half will be women and people of color. The next day, the first pilot candidate arrived for his job interview three hours late and drunk. He was hired on the spot.

New York Mayor DeBlasio announced new social programs to try to stem the one hundred percent rise in gun violence this year. They're trying everything. They just legalized smoking pot in New York, in hopes that shootings will now be limited to whoever's within range of your couch.

The White House backtracked Wednesday and revealed border wall construction may resume on the advice from the Homeland Security Secretary. The administration says it's not building a border wall, just filling in some small gaps. Yes, like that small gap that goes from Texas to California.

MLB ignited a big debate Tuesday over its decision to move the All-Star Game from Atlanta to Denver. They claimed it's all for the advancement of black voting rights. Only in America could moving a game from a city that's 51% black to a city that's 7% black be seen as a civil rights victory.

Joe Biden applauded MLB's moving the All-Star Game from Atlanta to Denver. It canceled a tribute to Hank Aaron, cost black businesses a hundred million, and Colorado voting laws are even stricter. It convinced me once and for all that Biden is NOT secretly taking instructions from Obama.

The Wall Street Journal reports the Senate parliamentarian has ruled the fiscal calendar will allow the Senate to pass three budgets this year instead of two. No wonder Biden needs a tax hike. Tax time is when the government of the people, by the people and for the people, sticks it to the people.

San Francisco delayed altering Washington and Lincoln school names. George owned slaves and Abe told Congress in July, 1861, that the North was fighting the South to collect a tariff. By the time Twitter's through canceling everyone America will have been founded by Stacey Abrams in 2020.


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