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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 5, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Biden flew to Pennsylvania Wednesday to announce the roll-out of his multi-trillion dollar infrastructure bill which he called the biggest U.S. government project in history. Democrats immediately compared Joe Biden to FDR. Not for his leadership, but for his inability to walk up stairs.

President Biden saw a new poll Tuesday revealing that fifty-four percent of Americans think his border control policy has no teeth. Upon hearing the news, Biden's German Shepherd bit the White House landscaper. When it comes to correcting the polls, you just can't beat German efficiency.

The Batman starring Robert Pattinson resumed filming in London this week and got a release date for next March. When the bat signal hits the sky over Gotham City, it's time for the Caped Crusader to fight a crime. When the bat signal flashes in the sky over Wuhan it means dinner's ready.

Psychology Today ran a study on male vanity saying men are now the vainer sex, and that we stop to look at our reflection twenty-eight times a day. I look in the mirror at what's left of me each morning and acknowledge that the years have been good to me. It's the weekends that did the damage.

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NBC News reports a college study is underway to see if a computer using AI can write a movie script from analyzing other scripts. The results are fascinating. The program read all of Woody Allen's screenplays then wrote a script where a Smith Corona typewriter has an affair with an iPhone.

Major League Baseball celebrated Opening Day Thursday to begin the National Pastime's one hundred and forty-sixth season. It's a day rich in ceremony. For the Washington Nationals opener, President Biden was invited to throw out the first pitch, but he was more likely to throw out his back.

President Biden backed stripping Atlanta of the MLB All-Star Game in his snit over Georgia's voter law. He also ripped the Texas Rangers for allowing full stadium attendance. Biden has been trying to get control of Major League Baseball ever since he heard that Covid started with a bat.

Russia's Foreign Minister stated Thursday relations between Russia and the U.S. have hit rock bottom. The cancel culture is making many Americans wonder which country is freer now. Yakov Smirnov may have to move back to Russia if he wants to continue telling jokes about the government.

The Richard Nixon Presidential Library marked the Vietnam War Veterans Day Monday that was proclaimed by Nixon in 1974. It's taken forever for his imprint to pass into history. I didn't know that G. Gordon Liddy had died Wednesday until somebody was caught breaking into the casket.

Hunter Biden will release his memoir Beautiful Things this week. It details his near-death in a D.C. crack house until his miraculous recovery. It sounds like Democrats weren't satisfied with winning the presidency, they want to take the My Pillow business away from the Republicans as well.

Swimming World marks the 20th anniversary of Michael Phelps' first world record Tuesday on his way to Olympic glory. Last night I learned from a swimming instructor that infants are born with the ability to swim. But I hope everyone was VERY suspicious of the first person to discover that.

The Centers for Disease Control estimated Wednesday that by the first of April one-fourth of the population of the United States has received their corona virus vaccination shots. I just got my second Covid vaccine shot. And everything is alright, in fact it came with a copy of Microsoft Office.

National Public Radio said Central American refugees are crossing the U.S. border because of all the drug trafficking, lack of education, street murders, homelessness, and political dictatorships back in their home countries. America used to be an escape to a better life. Now it's a lateral transfer.


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