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Jewish World Review April 30, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Trump said he knows Kim Jung Un's condition but won't reveal it. Japan believed Kim is living in a vegetative state but South Korea thinks he's vacationing with his concubines. The best evidence Kim Jung Un is dead is that Democrats just sent him a mail-in ballot.
• The Washington Post mentioned Joe Biden's sexual assault accuser for the first time Tuesday as her story gained traction. Early in the campaign when Joe apologized publicly to six women who said he inappropriately touched them, Joe got emotional and began to tear up. Must be the mace.
• The Hollywood Reporter reported ratings for Fox News, CNN and MSNBC have skyrocketed thanks to home confinement, however viewer malaise is setting in. Watching cable news for forty-five days and nights has taught me one thing. If the Corona Virus doesn't get me, Mesothelioma will.
• The Pentagon de-classified and released photographs and video of three Unidentified Flying Objects that were clearly seen flying over San Diego. It prompted a lot of people to ask themselves one question. What if this quarantine is just the aliens fattening us up for the big harvest?
• Laura Ingraham interviewed an expert on hypersonic travel in the wake of the UFO pictures released on Tuesday. Of course UFOs are visiting Earth, especially now. The space aliens have come to see our civilization crash and watch our extinction event live, because they don't have Netflix.
• Governor Gavin Newsom was slapped by lawsuits from businesses and protest groups as the state of California began losing its fear of COVID-19 Tuesday. Last night I went to the store and saw that the toilet paper aisle was full, and I wept. It was like I had traveled twenty years back in time.
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