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Jewish World Review April 8, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
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The Democratic National Committee postponed its scheduled nominating convention for one month. It’s best to stay safe. It was announced that it won’t be until the middle of August before they hold their quadrennial Democratic National Convention, or as Bernie Sanders calls it, Passover.
• President Trump at his press conference Monday mentioned that he got a phone call from Joe Biden that morning to discuss crisis measures. They both sounded happy about it. Trump said they had a very nice talk and Biden said it was the first time he’d talked to a president in twelve years.
• President Trump agreed to take a phone call from presumptive Democratic Party nominee Joe Biden on Monday. It took a while for Trump to calm Biden down. Joe had seen the Red Cross on the side of a hospital ship in New York Harbor and he thought we were being attacked by Switzerland.
• President Trump acknowledged the growing restlessness of the country being holed up in one place day and night. It’s given me new perspective. After spending a year with three wives in home confinement, I believe Osama bin Laden called in the Navy SEALS Team Six strike on himself.
• Microsoft founder Bill Gates announced Sunday his foundation will spend billions to develop a vaccine and cure for Corona Virus. This is NOT good. If Bill Gates’s vaccine protects us from viruses as badly as his software does, I’m afraid herd immunity is mankind’s last chance at survival.
• European Union nations took heart in declining rates of infection in Italy and Spain over the weekend. Central Europe is clamping down hard with new laws. Germans will be hit with heavy fines if they invade someone else’s space, come to think of it, for the third time in one hundred years.
• The New York Post says a Bengal Tiger in the Bronx Zoo in New York developed a dry cough over the weekend which prompted zoo veterinarians and epidemiologists to give the tiger a medical exam. The big cat tested positive for corona virus. Great, now I have to keep six feet away from tigers.
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