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Jewish World Review April 3, 2015 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• Kentucky police reported Wednesday they've arrested a young mother in Lexington for feeding her one-year-old child a glass of beer as well as a few shots of Bacardi rum. What that mother did sparked regional outrage. It's against the law in fifteen Southern states to mix beer with hard liquor.
• McDonald's restaurant made news Wednesday by announcing that it will test allowing breakfast to be served twenty-four hours a day at certain McDonald's restaurants across the country. It's bad for productivity. Now people in Colorado and Washington state have no incentive to get up before noon.
• Allergen CEO Dennis Harbert put Richard Nixon's San Clemente beachfront home on the market for seventy-five million dollars. The GOP donor bought it from Nixon thirty-five years ago, then converted the neighborhood into a gated community after he left. Not even Nixon's friends could put him behind bars.
• The Christian Century praised FDR for his policy of public charity and setting an example for Jack Kennedy and Bill Clinton. FDR was in a wheelchair and JFK had a curved spine, while Bill Clinton stood up straight. If you place all the adulterous presidents in a row, it looks like an evolutionary chart.
• Hillary Clinton slipped in the polls Wednesday after admitting she wiped her server clean of all her e-mails after she did business as Secretary of State on her private e-mail account. It'll all work for her. Already, Control-Alt-Delete is a subliminal ad for Hillary the same way dry cleaners signs were for Bill.
• California governor Jerry Brown ordered cuts in water use by twenty-five percent on Wednesday as the drought yielded weird side-effects. Entolomogists found thirty never-before-seen flies swarming in Los Angeles. It's miserable for everyone at the studio when the script readers leave the windows open.
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