In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 4, 2011 / 29 Adar II, 5771

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Secretary of State Hillary Clinton notched her highest approval rating ever Thursday for how she's prosecuted the Libya war, reinforced Saudi Arabia and kept Iraq quiet. She's getting ready for her close-up. The next oil-producing country we invade will be Olay.

President Obama gave a speech Tuesday saying one solution to Western dependence on oil is to build more nuclear reactors. That was courageous. Most politicians don't possess the self-confidence to propose de-population as a solution to our energy problems.

The U.S. and Britain airdropped CIA and British spies into Libya Tuesday to scope out both sides. It won't be long before their cover is blown. Moammar Khadaffi just ordered the doorman at the Tripoli casino to murder the first white guy who wins at Baccarat and leaves with Ursula Andress.

Major League Baseball's season began Thursday in baseball stadiums nationwide. Fans turned out to see the game's best pitchers face the game's best hitters. Everyone was glad to open to the sports page on Friday to look at the box scores and read hits, runs, errors, and blood test results.

California announced Wednesday the Golden State's three-year drought is officially over. Sixty feet of snow fell on the Sierras, causing roofs to collapse. People in Tahoe have so much snow in their living room it looks like a photo layout in Charlie Sheen Living.

Tiger Woods put his one hundred and fifty-five foot yacht Privacy up for sale in Orlando Thursday for a reported asking price of twenty-five million dollars. All in all, it's a huge lesson. Naming your yacht Privacy is no substitute for learning how to erase text messages.

Lockerbie bomber Abdel al-Megrahi stayed in hiding in Tripoli Friday. He was freed by Britain because he was dying from cancer but he didn't die. Republicans want him to testify in Congress how his cancer disappeared once he got away from national health care.

NATO warned Thursday it will fire on anti-Khadaffi rebels if they fire on pro-Khadaffi civilians. Until now we only fired on pro-Khadaffi forces firing on anti-Khadaffi civilians. It makes most Americans nostalgic for the days when we had a simple policy of Blood for Oil.

Al-Qaeda got Burger King to change its ice cream swirl logo because it resembles the Arabic word for Allah. They've come into the modern era. They've gone from hijacking planes and crashing buildings to suing fast food restaurants for insults and hot coffee spills.

Arnold Schwarzenegger teamed up with Marvel Comics genius Stan Lee Wednesday to create a new comic book hero called The Governator. It's about an ex-movie star and ex-California governor who fights crime from his Brentwood mansion. In the first issue he does battle against age discrimination in Hollywood and the Gallup Poll approval rating.

Las Vegas officials opened the city's new Museum of Organized Crime on Wednesday to show how the Mafia built the Las Vegas Strip. The older hotels still show traces of it. The Riviera has a Mafia hot tub in the spa that's six feet across and five thousand feet deep.

NASCAR driver Chris Lafferty announced Thursday his racecar will endorse the Tea Party in the NASCAR races this season. It's in the glorious Southern tradition of defiance against the federal government. As long as the whitewall tires are stocked alongside the blackwall tires in the driver's pit, there's nothing the federal government can do about it.

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