In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 24, 2009 / 30 Nisan 5769

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The Producers opens in Germany for the first time in May complete with its hit number, Springtime for Hitler. Bad idea. Showing The Producers in Germany is like showing Boogie Nights at the Betty Ford Center, it is still too soon to joke about it.

General Motors announced Wednesday it will shut down its U.S. factories for nine weeks this summer. The handwriting is on the wall. If the Detroit Lions have any sense at all they'll use their first draft pick tomorrow to select the Los Angeles Coliseum.

President Obama appeared barechested in shorts on the Washingtonian magazine's cover Monday. The Founding Fathers wore satin pants, silk stockings and high-heel shoes. It just proves that all historical figures look a little gay in their pictures.

Great Britain raised its income tax rate Wednesday to fifty percent on all income over one hundred and fifty thousand pounds. You can see what's coming. Pretty soon all the ballots for elections in Beverly Hills will have to be printed in English.

Phil Mickelson committed Tuesday to play in the Quail Hollow Club Championship in Charlotte next week. That guarantees a big crowd. Phil Mickelson's nickname around the PGA is Lefty, which is also what they call first-time shoplifters in Saudi Arabia.

Captured Somali pirate Abduwali Muse appeared in a Manhattan federal court Tuesday where he was arraigned on charges of piracy. The five-foot-two and ninety pound African teenager broke down crying in court. He doesn't want to be adopted by Madonna.

Somali pirate Abduwali Muse was charged with piracy in Manhattan Tuesday. It carries a life sentence. It would give him three meals a day and a bed for the rest of his life, putting him on the Forbes list of the four hundred richest Somalis.

Manhattan's federal court heard details of the Somali pirate lifestyle Tuesday. They ransom ships, get the ransom cash parachuted to them, then take the millions back to Pirate Town where they snort coke, party with strippers and drink Cognac until dawn. This is anthropological proof that it's human nature to want to live in the late Seventies.

The Montreal Canadiens asked their fans Tuesday to stop booing the U.S. national anthem at home games. They're angry that Homeland Security chief Janet Napolitano wrongly said the World Trade Center attackers came from Canada. The Obama Doctrine states that the U.S., Britain, Canada, Australia and New Zealand form the Axis of Guilt.

President Obama gave a speech in Iowa for Earth Day Wednesday. We can all help save the planet. Earth Day is a day when Democrats call for new sources of energy to replace fossil fuels and Republicans make an extra effort to replace their divots.

San Francisco Mayor Gavin Newsom announced Tuesday he will run for governor of California in the Democratic primary. A couple of years ago he checked into rehab after his affair with a Fox News reporter was exposed. After twenty-eight days in rehab he was able to switch to CNN reporters and he hasn't fallen off the wagon since.

Hillary Clinton slammed Pakistan's regime in congressional testimony Wednesday for retreating to the Taliban. She warned against giving up territory in exchange for peace. She said it's a deal with the devil, and if you've made one you can spot one. wants to appear on I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here, he had better hurry.

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