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Jewish World Review April 19, 2007 / 1 Iyar, 5767 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
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Michael Jordan topped the Forbes list published Saturday of the most expensive celebrity divorces in history. The split could cost Jordan a hundred and fifty million dollars. He has spent hundreds of millions of dollars gambling and womanizing, the rest he wasted.
John Edwards' campaign admitted Monday that the candidate got two-hundred-dollar skin-smoothing treatments at the Pink Sapphire salon in New Hampshire. It's logical. This early in the campaign there's not enough mud being thrown to maintain a baby-smooth complexion.
Britney Spears said Monday she's been clean and sober for two months. She has returned to dance class and had her tattoos removed and is letting her hair grow back out. Now that Prince William is back in circulation, everyone thinks they've got a shot at him. Rudy Giuliani will address students at Pat Robertson's university next week. He is for gay rights, abortion, gun control and divorce. Pat Robertson plans to hand out sticks and marshmallows to the students to take advantage of the fire surrounding the podium. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
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