In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review April 5, 2007 / 18 Nissan, 5767

And now for the important news ....

By Argus Hamilton

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http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Florida beat Ohio State to capture the NCAA men's basketball championship Monday in Atlanta. Three months ago, Florida beat Ohio State to win the college football title. These two states have a long rivalry in football, basketball and election fraud.

Quentin Tarantino's Grindhouse premiered in Los Angeles Friday. It's about a stripper who loses her leg and replaces it with a machine gun to kill zombies. The judges in Dancing with the Stars won't be eliminating Heather Mills McCartney anytime soon.

Martin Sheen was arrested Sunday protesting government silence over the danger of the Nevada Test Site. He wore duct tape over his mouth. He wants the world to know that there's still a member of the Sheen family who can breathe through his nose.

House Speaker Nancy Pelosi visited a mosque in Syria Tuesday and wore a headscarf to show her respect. She was shown a lot of respect herself. In the Arab world, whoever is third in line to the throne is usually the chief suspect in the assassination.

Hillary Clinton led all Democrats in first-quarter fundraising Monday. However, John Edwards leads the polls in Iowa and is surging in New Hampshire. Meanwhile, Barack Obama found another slave owner in his family tree and surged five points in South Carolina.

Rudy Giuliani made his first presidential campaign trip to Iowa Monday. He was surprised to see old friends there. It was a lucky break for Rudy that the witness protection program moved so many of his old mob informants to an early-primary state.

Rudy Giuliani said Friday his wife Judi would be welcome to attend his cabinet meetings. She won't let him out of her sight. By now everyone in America knows that Rudy Giuliani met his third wife while cheating on his first wife with his second wife.

Iran on Tuesday showed more footage of British sailors relaxing and reading upbeat stories about their captivity. The day before, the men delivered articulate news reports crisply and authoritatively. If the Iranians don't kill them Katie Couric might.

San Francisco reported four-dollar-a-gallon gasoline Sunday, striking fear into the hearts of drivers nationwide as summer approaches. Automakers are scrambling to keep up. The new Ford Mustang has four legs and an engine that runs on hay and sugar cubes.

Fred Thompson leaped to third in the GOP presidential polls Monday, setting off complaints from other Republican candidates that he doesn't work hard enough. He makes a fortune for five or six lines a week. Even coke dealers think he is overpaid.

Saudi Arabia declared Monday it will not accept Israel's invitation to a peace conference until Israel withdraws from Arab lands. That means it's never going to happen. The International Space Station isn't big enough to host a peace conference.

The Masters begins today at Augusta National Golf Club. This week the rough was allowed to grow to a new record height and the greens are mowed so low you can't stop a putt. The Mexicans have joined the Iranians in taking the Anglo-Saxons hostage.

Michael Phelps was hailed as the greatest swimmer ever after he set five world records in Melbourne last weekend. No one can catch him in the water. On the day Castro dies, Michael Phelps will be regarded throughout Cuba as the man with the plan.

Rudy Giuliani said Friday his wife Judi would be welcome to attend his cabinet meetings. She won't let him out of her sight. By now everyone in America knows that Rudy Giuliani met his third wife while cheating on his first wife with his second wife.

Barack Obama said he was born because his parents were inspired by the Selma march to get together and have a child. However, records show he was born four years before the march. He instinctively knew the best way to raise money in Hollywood was to lie about his age.

Bill Clinton finished the first quarter of the year in a flurry of fundraising for his wife's campaign. He did sixteen fundraisers in six weeks, and stunned aides said he was on time for every one of them. If his marriage fails, it is not going to be his fault.

Hillary Clinton reported twenty-five million dollars in first quarter campaign donations Sunday, while Barack Obama reported raising twenty-three million dollars. They're all set. They raised enough to run in Iowa and New Hampshire for the rest of the year or to run one thirty-second commercial on Channel Four in Los Angeles.

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