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Jewish World Review April 25, 2006 / 27 Nissan, 5766 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Mayor Ray Nagin will face Mitch Landrieu in the New Orleans
mayor's race. The city's population has really changed. Both
candidates made it into the runoff by agreeing to allow the new
Democratic Party headquarters to face Salt Lake City.
The Professional Golfers Association announced Wednesday
their teaching pros will offer free lessons in May. The first
taste is always free. Charlie Sheen would gladly go back to drugs
and alcohol but they can't get him off the golf course.
Los Angeles witnessed a massive march Friday as four hundred
thousand people walked twelve miles from the San Fernando Valley
to downtown Los Angeles, and back. However, they weren't
protesting. At four dollars a gallon, they were commuting.
John Kerry on Sunday supported Iowa's opening spot in the
presidential race. He said it's silly to say he only cares about
the votes of whites. His advisers tell him that every time he's
photographed windsurfing, he picks up another hundred thousand
black votes.
Hillary Clinton came out in favor of a border fence with Mexico. She favors a smart fence that can signal when someone's trying to get in and alert security. The fence she's got at her house electrocutes Bill every time he comes in after two. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in
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