Jewish World Review April 9, 2003 / 7 Nisan, 5763
Argus Hamilton
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Augusta Sheriff Ronald Strength won permission from a judge
Monday to regulate protesters at the Masters. They include
feminists, klansmen and black panthers. If he can keep peace among
these groups, he could be named the first Interim Governor of Iraq.
The Air Force dropped four bunker-buster bombs on a
suspected Saddam Hussein suburban hideout Monday and left nothing
there but a stadium-sized crater. You know what this means. It
means Baghdad will have an NFL team before Los Angeles does.
President Bush met Tony Blair in Northern Ireland on Monday.
They took their third walk in the woods in three weeks. Naturally
al-Jazeera television intercut scenes of them walking in the woods
with clips of Bambi's mother going up in flames.
Colin Powell said Monday the rebuilding of Iraq is set to
begin. He said the U.S. government is sending a team to Iraq this
week. Whether it's the Montreal Expos or the Minnesota Twins is
something the president wants to decide personally.
Yankee Stadium canceled opening day Monday due to snow.
There's no question that David Wells can stand on the mound and
pitch in cold weather. The question is, does a resupply mission
from the St. Bernard count as a visit from the manager?
China issued a flu epidemic health advisory on Monday
warning women who plan to be traveling through Hong Kong airport
not to wear long skirts out of Asia. They say that long skirts
pick up germs. You should see what the short ones pick up.
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