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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 31, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Biden assured dog lovers that his German Shepherds will return to the White House after being sent home to Delaware after a biting incident. Yet Biden's staffers are mystified. Three weeks after Biden's dogs were removed from the White House, somebody is still peeing on the carpets.

Fox News reported border chaos Monday as Cuomo added a ninth accuser and George Floyd rioters warmed up in the bullpen. Gasoline hit five dollars a gallon in L.A. President Biden just signed four new executive orders, extending March Madness into April, May, June and July Madness.

Baltimore's district attorney announced Friday that Baltimore will no longer prosecute people for drug possession or prostitution. It was last tried in the late Seventies in Los Angeles and it did not end well. Iran seized fifty-two Americans and held them hostage till we agreed to kill disco music.

Oxford's music department is under pressure to teach soul music as well as classical music to kids. The two are compatible. Last year's Grammy post-party shooting was in honor of Beethoven and Stevie Wonder because when the cops arrived, nobody heard anything and nobody saw anything.

The George Floyd murder trial began Monday with the defense saying he died of an overdose and that the cop's knee on his chest is an approved resuscitation maneuver. Yet, citing the video, protestors will burn down Minneapolis if the cop's acquitted. Step aside coffee this is a job for alcohol.

Woody Allen was interviewed about his life and career on CBS Sunday Morning to publicize his new documentary series on Paramount TV. He's now eighty-five. The documentary series will cover Woody's entire life, from his days on the playground all the way to his days on the playground.

Business Week says A&W tried to compete with McDonald's by offering a one-third pound burger against McDonald's one-fourth pound burger. It failed because most people thought a one-fourth pound burger was bigger and a one-third pound burger. This is why I never argue online.

The Daily Mail reports an epidemic of online financial dating scams reported this year. Also, violence has occurred when couples finally meet up and express disgust that they don't look at all like their Facebook pictures. Online romance is all fun and games until somebody buys an airline ticket.

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Laugh-In legendary producer George Schlatter is in network talks for a major TV special on the life and TV career of Betty White. She turned ninety-nine in January. Betty White is not just a national treasure, Betty White is the first thing they say on CNN immediately after a mass shooting.

Dr. Seuss publishers had the last laugh on the Cancel Culture Friday when the top-ten selling books on Amazon were Dr. Seuss books. They're more relevant than ever. I went on Amazon last week myself and bought Dr. Seuss's latest book, There is Disorder on the Border by Executive Order.

The CDC on Friday updated its guidelines on classroom safety by reducing the social distance from six feet to three feet. Teachers unions still refuse to return to work. If you think things are bad today, in thirty years, this country will be run by people who were home-schooled by day drinkers.

The Hollywood Reporter released TV ratings showing CNN and MSNBC viewership numbers have collapsed since Donald Trump left the White House and Biden became president. Watching cable news every morning makes me so glad I grew up when I did. Today's cartoons are just terrible.

President Biden got great reviews on his press briefing performance from CNN Thursday. Yet other reporters noted Joe lost his train of thought eight times and he mistook the Irish Sea for the Atlantic. Joe Biden dreamed of being president all his life, it's a shame he couldn't be there to enjoy it.

CVS pharmacies are giving out Krispy Kreme donuts to people who come in to get their Covid shots. It's wonderful that in just a year, science has developed a vaccine that gives us free Krispy Kremes. We all know that nothing screams good health like an experimental vaccine and free donuts.

Prince Harry was ripped in British tabloids for leaving the Royal Family for a lucrative career with Meghan trading on his name. He continues a dubious tradition. The dumbest man in fairy tales was the Prince who woke up Sleeping Beauty with a kiss because you NEVER wake up a tired woman.


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