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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 22, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | The White House announced the U.S. will share four million doses of the Astra Zenica vaccine with Canada and Mexico on Thursday. The goalpost was quickly moved. The vaccine's effectiveness was questioned by Dr. Fauci after one in forty million recipients got hit by a bus after the second shot.

President Biden called Vladimir Putin a killer, causing Putin to wish Biden good health. The cancel culture has flipped the script. I saw the Biden-Putin exchange on TV and it was embarrassing to watch the Leader of the Free World cozying up to a dictator, but Putin was just trying to be polite.

President Biden caused tensions with Russia Thursday when he called Putin a killer. Putin's experience in that department is helping to accelerate Russia's do-it-yourself Covid vaccination program. Every Russian citizen will be given his own vaccine tipped umbrella at the end of the month.

Donald Trump urged Americans to decide for themselves on vaccinations but he vouched that it's safe and effective. I'm like any Baby Boomer who lived to tell the tale. Due to all the cocaine, pot and alcohol I once enjoyed, I have no idea if the second vaccine shot I just got has any side effects.

A CNN pundit referred to Trump supporters as white Republican men and Southern Crackers last week. Just hold on, for the education of the Cancel Culture Commissars in N.Y., D.C. and L.A., it so happens Southern Episcopalians, Methodists and Presbyterians are NOT Crackers. We are Wafers.

The New York Times depicted a white sex addict who said he shot up an Asian massage parlor to try to eliminate his sexual temptation as an Asian hate crime. Asians take revenge when they're driving. They drive like the wind, always demanding the right of way in traffic, even if they are Wong.

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The National Safety Council reports the shutdown caused fewer cars on the road this past year but also a huge rise in car crash deaths due to reckless driving. Last week my head got whacked very hard in a car wreck. So don't tell me I'm not qualified to run against Biden for president in 2024.

The White House announced President Biden will hold his first press conference since he took office after nine weeks in office. It'll air on all TV networks. Biden's press conference will be sponsored by Taco Bell, the first to urge everyone who's hungry to Make a Run for the Border.

CBS This Morning said Prince Harry has had conversations with Prince William and Prince Charles since that Oprah disaster. Remember, Harry's American soon-to-be-born daughter will be eligible to run for president in thirty-six years. Way to play the long game, King George III!

Queen Elizabeth's husband Prince Philip astonished Britain last week by being released from the London hospital in good health after being seriously ill for over a month. He's ninety-nine years old. All I can say is that Prince Philip must have Jeffrey Epstein-level dirt on the Grim Reaper.

President Biden conducted foreign policy this week amid public anxiety over our relationship with China. Members of China's ruling cabinet met in Alaska with officials from the Biden Administration Thursday. Fox News reported the Chinese were giving Biden his performance review.

The White House acknowledged Tuesday that the Covid relief checks being sent to Americans this week could cause a temporary spike in inflation. This week auto repair customers all over the country are hearing the exact same words from their mechanics. That'll be fourteen hundred dollars.

The Treasury began depositing the fourteen-hundred-dollar stimulus money to Americans this week, giving a friend of mine in rural Oklahoma a chance to teach Hollywood hot shots a lesson. He used his stimulus money to buy chickens. So he got his money for nothing and his chicks for free.

The Times of India said India is following Western falling birth rates, revealing that births are down to two babies per woman. The good news is, last week a baby in India was born mid-air onboard an airline flight across the country. At least it wasn't born on the roof of one of those trains.

Governor Cuomo and Governor Newsom refused to resign despite sex scandals, Covid deaths and recall petitions. My father taught me if one person calls you a horse's ass, pay it no attention. However if your party, the opposition party and the media call you a horse's ass, get yourself a saddle.


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