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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 17, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | L.A. allowed its restaurants to open indoors to one-quarter capacity Monday. I headed straight for the Polo Lounge. They pour a Crème Anglaise on top of the strawberries that is so white and so rich that House Democrats just doubled the tax on it and demanded that it apologize for its privilege.

Coca-Cola announced they will only hire law firms and contractors who are racially diverse in composition. Great, I am so diverse in my way. If Coke wants a comic for its shareholders banquet, I am 25% Essex, 25% Sussex, 25% Middlesex, 25% Wessex and ever since the shutdown, 100% Nosex.

The White House refused to say when President Biden will hold his first press conference amid questions of his competence. Last Thursday, the president told us that on July Fourth we might be able to enjoy a gathering with our family and friends. Just don't tell Joe that his is an intervention.

President Biden said by July Fourth we'll all be celebrating freedom from Covid. Freedom is the ability to say or do anything you want. As long as it's approved by the cops, federal authorities, your boss, your parents, your spouse, Dr. Fauci, the Cancel Culture and the Facebook racism monitor.

President Biden sent the Senate his three nominees for Board of Governors of the U.S. Postal Service. The three nominees to head the Post Office arrived in the House instead of the Senate, then they were dropped off in the wrong hearing room, and six days late. They were confirmed on the spot.

Portland, Seattle and Hollywood were struck by new Antifa riots spreading mayhem this past weekend. The rank and file are pretty gullible. Yesterday on Hollywood Boulevard, I questioned a young protestor who was wearing a Che Guevera T-shirt and she couldn't name three of his songs.

Governor Gavin Newsom faces a likely recall election as the number of signatures calling for his recall nears two million with a million and a half needed. He's blaming white supremacists. That's hilarious because the Covid restrictions that he imposed were written by Hitler, in Mein Cough.

The New York Daily News reports that O.J. Simpson received his second Covid vaccination shot last weekend and is pronounced good to go. His murder trial made history. It took a two-year court fight and civil judgment to make Fred Goldman the only Jew ever to be awarded the Heisman Trophy.

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Governor Andrew Cuomo was hit by a seventh female accuser Friday, prompting new calls for his resignation. Many people have been disgusted by his behavior but a few are impressed. The good news is, Cuomo was just offered work making bootleg cartoons as the new voice of Pepe LePew.

The White House came under more pressure Sunday to acknowledge the illegal immigration crisis on the southern border. When they arrive, these people need to be told the truth. For starters, our border with Mexico ought to be papered with literature saying how much nicer life is in Canada.

KTLA reports half of L.A. parents don't plan to send their kids right back to school in a dispute over curriculum. One school prepares kids for the entertainment industry. At Hollywood High, they teach kids that sex is one of the most wonderful, happy and fulfilling experiences that money can buy.

The London Daily Mail released public opinion polls Friday revealing that the huge majority of Britons did not like Meghan slamming the Royal Family. Now it's time to pay. Hillary Clinton just got a call from the Queen saying that Meghan has information that could lead to Hillary's arrest.


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