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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 15, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Meghan was ripped by London tabloids Thursday for taking Harry away and breaking up the Royal Family. It's safe to say she embraces change. Three years ago, Meghan was sixth lead on a cable TV drama, then she married Harry and became Duchess of Sussex, and today she's Woko Ono.

Oprah Winfrey's interview with Harry and Meghan outside their L.A. estate had twenty million viewers in the U.S. alone, not to mention England. The huge TV viewership should have come as no surprise. People are fascinated when they see a car crash, even when they know it's a month away.

The Pentagon announced Monday it will now pay for the medical expenses of any U.S. soldier who wants to undergo gender reassignment surgery. That's just the start. Next, Hollywood plans to make a World War II movie about a combat hero who's transgender called Changing Ryan's Privates.

Matthew McConaghey confirmed that he's interested in running for Governor of Texas. He's not the only movie star who's in career transition. Pepe LePew will not be in Space Jam Two, because he's too busy fighting six hundred thirty-five sexual harassment lawsuits dating back to 1947.

New York Governor Andrew Cuomo's sixth accuser Thursday upped the pressure to a sexual assault and groping charge against him. He's still in office. So, according to the Rules of the New Normal, we can drop a cartoon skirt-chasing skunk but not a governor who's a cartoonish skirt-chasing skunk.

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Walt Disney canceled Dumbo, the Aristocats and Peter Pan on the Disney Channel following woke complaints. Now they're after Universal to pull the shark movie Jaws. Lately it's been one cancellation after other for the Average White, so don't expect any breaks it if you're the Great White.

The View panelist Whoopi Goldberg became the first card-carrying liberal in good standing Tuesday to charge that the cancel culture's gone too far. After last week's casualties, you can buy Mein Kampf on Amazon but you can't buy six Dr. Seuss books. Horton Hears the Horst Wessel Song.

President Biden spoke to the nation on the pandemic's first anniversary on Thursday. Lately the politicians in Washington forget they're addressing free-born Americans. Joe Biden announced that we may be allowed to gather on July 4th in small groups, or in large groups if we just ignore him.

President Biden addressed the nation Thursday to mark the one-year anniversary of the Covid pandemic declaration. He can be awkward and painful to watch. I think that Joe's next televised speech will go a lot more smoothly if he just turns the Teleprompter around and lets us read it instead.

The Pentagon announced Thursday it will maintain a few thousand National Guard troops in Washington D.C. to protect the U.S. Capitol. This has gotten way out of hand. The fence at the U.S. Capitol is so high that average citizens are hiring Mexican coyotes to take them to their Congressmen.

Mexico's President Obredor blamed the Biden Administration Thursday for inviting the flood of Central Americans traveling in caravans through Mexico to the U.S. Last week, the Border Patrol counted over one thousand migrants in one caravan, and what a tribute to the Caravan's tires.

Joe Biden forgot his Pentagon chief's name while introducing him Monday, prompting much mirth. So as I was writing a joke on Biden's absent-mindedness, I forgot that my bathtub water was overflowing. As a kid, I never dreamed I'd grow up to be a complete idiot, but here I am, killing it.


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