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Jewish World Review March 4, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Dr. Seuss' assault by the cancel culture sparked outrage from three generations raised on his books. Suddenly some of his stories were deemed offensive. It's too bad Dr. Seuss didn't write and illustrate a story about a kid with two daddies, one a pre-op trans-gender, then he'd be just fine today.
• New York Governor Andrew Cuomo was hit with a third allegation of inappropriate sexual conduct toward women in the workplace, but he says he was just joking. However Cuomo is certainly not in any serious danger of losing his job. For Democrats, a sex scandal is a return to traditional values.
• The London Daily Mail reported Sunday that Morocco's Circus Mondao has become stranded in England due to the virus shutdown, leaving ringmasters, clowns, animal acts and trapeze artists idle. In addition, circuses in the U.S. are facing a clown shortage. All the top prospects go into politics.
• CBS Good Morning interviewed population experts who reported that the expected baby boom during the Covid shutdown has turned into a catastrophic drop in pregnancies. They say it's a genuine crisis. The U.S. birth rate is so low that the Maury Povich Show has been cut to a half an hour.
• The Golden Globes were held virtually Sunday with the stars attending via Zoom and resulting in no public interest and low ratings. Only crazy celebrities get noticed any more. This week, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin welcomed their sixth child, but the parents have yet to choose the baby's accent.
• Hasbro tried to please both sides Tuesday by relabeling the gender of its Potato Heads in small letters on the toy box. What a made-up crisis. The kids I know in Los Angeles never think about the gender of their Mr. Potato Head but they do like to stick a joint in its mouth and call it a Baked Potato.
The New York Post interviewed experts who say Tiger Woods was asleep when his SUV veered off a curve and flipped down the hill in L.A. The fact that he came out alive made the Hyundai look like the safest car in the world. To top Tiger's crash demonstration, Volvo is now talking to Harrison Ford.
• The White House insisted there's no refugee crisis at the Mexico border Tuesday. Progressives believe the U.S. is a racist empire that favors the rich, jails its minorities and denies health care to the poor. And that it's wrong to stop Central Americans from coming here to enjoy its many blessings.
• President Biden announced plans to allow trans-gender men to compete as women in women's sporting events despite protests from female athletes. Muscle and hormonal differences have been dismissed. It turns out the Soviets didn't cheat in the Olympics, they were just way ahead of their time. • French President Macron led a citizen's panel fight to try to enshrine climate change into the French Constitution. The country is founded upon equality. This week, former president of France Nicolas Sarkozy got one year of house arrest due to government corruption, the same as the rest of us. •House Democrats pushed a bill that would federalize all presidential elections and bypass the state legislatures and allow for mail-in voting with loose registration rules. The bill could result in permanent one-party rule. It's the last step before you shoot the Czar and his family in the basement. • The Associated Press posted a 1937 photo in Germany which showed a hundred young Hitler youth standing in bleachers with their right arms high in the air giving the Nazi salute. That is, except for one solitary guy who stays seated with his arms crossed. There's always ONE troublemaker.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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