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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 1, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | New York Governor Andrew Cuomo was besieged by calls for him to resign after an aide accused him of sexually harassing her, this on top of all the nursing home Covid deaths which he covered up. At the Denny’s in Albany their menu now offers you a choice with your breakfast of white, wheat or Cuomo.

Hillary Clinton revealed last week that she’s at home writing a mystery novel. These are happy times at Chappaqua. Hillary is thrilled knowing that Trump is out of the White House while Bill can’t stop giggling over the fact that Trump got impeached twice without getting any oral sex out of it.

Los Angeles County Health officials warned there may be no protection for L.A. people against new variants of the virus. We are dying to take off our masks and preen again. Los Angeles is the only city where residents don’t think the cameras at traffic intersections take ENOUGH pictures of us.

Surgeons operated on Tiger Woods following his SUV crash, after he’d driven his Escalade into a fire hydrant in 2009, then in 2017 was found passed out in his Mercedes on painkillers on the side of a highway. Tiger will recover, but doctors say he’s got a long road ahead of him. Uh-oh.

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Cherokee Nation officials in Oklahoma asked the automaker Fiat Chrysler which owns Jeep to agree to change the name of the Jeep Cherokee. The automaker agreed to do so out of proper respect for the Cherokee tribe. Jeep will instead manufacture a knockoff called the Elizabeth Warren.

Lady Gaga’s dog walker was shot in Hollywood while walking her two bulldogs. She has offered a half million dollar reward for the dogs but no money at all for the name of the gunman who shot the dog walker. We’ve been searching for a vaccine for ages but there’s still no cure for Moronavirus.

The Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show was re-scheduled to June and moved out of Madison Square Garden to an estate in Westchester County to comply with Covid restrictions. Don’t miss it. It combines the excitement of people walking a dog with the thrill of seeing a dog sitting perfectly still.

Psychology Today cited a behavioral survey of of major cities that found that Washington D.C. is the world capital of Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Have you ever been less surprised in your life? Doctors say that Narcissistic Personality Disorder can’t be cured, it can only be voted into office.

DEA officials arrested the wife of imprisoned Mexican drug lord El Chapo last week at Dulles Airport for aiding him in his drug trafficking. They should arrest supply and demand. If Mexico ever stopped sending drugs across the border, it’d be the Americans who were climbing over the wall.

House Republicans warned Tuesday that the fifteen dollar an hour minimum wage will lay off two million employees. The firings have already begun. After endorsing Coca-Cola for the past one hundred years, Santa Claus was told he was too white and that his services were no longer needed.

Coca-Cola ordered workers Tuesday to a seminar teaching them to be less white. The next day Coke advertised you may now order online personalized bottles of Coca-Cola with your name on the bottle label delivered by air freight to your door. I’m open to suggestions, just HOW is that less white?


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