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Jewish World Review March 30, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Trump continued calling the pandemic the virus rather than the Chinese virus this week. Trump said even though it started in Wuhan, he doesn't want Chinese-Americans to feel stigmatized. Every country in the world has the Corona Virus now, but China got it right off the bat.
• President Trump said he hopes to get much of America moving again by Easter Sunday. This country might never be the same. Very soon law firms will be running commercials on cable saying if you have been traumatized by the toilet paper shortage, you may be entitled to compensation.
• Capitol Hill in Washington paused to observe the eightieth birthday of Speaker Nancy Pelosi in the House Chamber. Imagine her joy when Nancy received the nicest birthday gift a Democrat could ever have asked for. Senate Republicans sent her a two trillion dollar spending bill.
• The Senate in a unanimous vote approved the stimulus relief bill designed to deliver emergency money to corporations, small businesses, and workers. The cost to taxpayers of the bill will be $2,000,000,000,000. America hasn't been attacked by this many zeroes since Pearl Harbor.
• The White House hosted a press conference to underscore the challenges that remain ahead for everyone to endure in this virus crisis. For all that, it produces tales of goodwill that highlight the human spirit. Hillary Clinton just offered to step in after Joe Biden tested negative for president.
• L.A. Mayor Eric Garcetti began angrily threatening to arrest residents whom he feels are not taking his stay-home order seriously, from the looks of the fast and reckless car traffic on L.A. streets. People are driving around Los Angeles like it's the end of the world. Oh wait, never mind.
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