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Jewish World Review March 19, 2019 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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The Broadway musical Hamilton arrived in Detroit's Fisher Theater to smash rave reviews on Friday. The story illustrates the bitter partisan divide in Congress at the nation's outset. In two-hundred-thirty years, we have learned the secret to having a happy and unified country is still a secret.
• Politico says Democratic candidates will target suburban white women next election because polls show they're more liberal than white men. Every white guy on dating scene knows this. In Los Angeles, if you can make it through three dates without saying anything racist, you've got yourself a girlfriend.
• Hollywood celebrities were exposed paying half a million dollars to a college admissions fixer to get their kids into elite colleges. They'd spend anything to get them into a good school. Leave it to Democrats to spend five hundred thousand dollars to go one hundred thousand dollars into debt.
• Democrat Beto O'Rourke assured Iowans Friday he's a capitalist, then covered his admission in climate warnings. His message isn't ironed out yet. When I read a quote from Beto O'Rourke I get the feeling that Felicity Huffman must've bribed somebody to get him on the cover of Vanity Fair.
• The New York Post reminded readers that rich parents buying their kids' way into prestigious schools is nothing new. Jack Kennedy's dad got him into Harvard, and then bought him a House seat, a Senate seat, and the U.S. presidency. And don't think it didn't eventually come back to bite him.
• New York's Gambino crime family boss Frankie Boy Calli was gunned down and murdered in front of his Staten Island home. The assassin ran him over in a car, then stood over him in the street and riddled his body with bullets until he died. Everybody agrees it was from natural causes.
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