Isn't it delicious that Fauxcahontas, aka Sen.
Actually, watching Warren squirm and
It was tasty, kind of like a French omelet with crab meat at a fancy restaurant frequented by the
"I know who I am, and never used it for anything. Never got any benefit from it anywhere," Warren said, protesting too much.
Oh, no, of course not.
She just claimed Native American status while teaching law at
And until she takes that DNA test -- or releases the findings to show that she is indeed part Cherokee -- it will dog her, like some rogue beast of liberal Democratic identity politics, trotting behind her wherever she goes.
The liberal
The
Identity politics has been the left's recipe for years, and watching Warren squirm was just the thing to whet the appetite. Not like a
Rather it was something like "Cold Omelets with Crab Meat," an alleged down-home, authentic Cherokee recipe submitted by Warren for a book weirdly titled "Pow Wow Chow" just a few years ago.
Yes, there is such a book, still available on Amazon. And no, you can't make this stuff up.
It turns out that Cold Omelets with Crab Meat, Warren's "Pow Wow Chow" Native American recipe, might not actually have been all that big along the infamous
And it was most likely lifted -- you might say she Joe Bidened it -- from a 1979 New York Times piece by Chef
"...to make matters worse," wrote Politifact in 2017, "some of the (Warren) recipes appear to have been copied from The New York Times wire service."
"They ought to change the name of the next edition of 'Pow Wow Chow' to 'Pow Wow Ciao,' and Granny Warren can write a farewell address to any moonbats left who believe anything she says," wrote Carr.
Ouch.
On
"So we call upon our senior senator to screw up her courage and take the spit test," the Eagle said in an editorial. "If she already has but is keeping the results under wraps, we urge her to be forthcoming with them. She has nothing to lose but her Achilles' heel."
DNA racial preference tests will become law sooner or later when the left -- having already seized the culture -- finally macerates the
If Warren's party has its way, the melding of big government and big business will ultimately bring us chips in our necks for workplace efficiency, and DNA tests to determine government benefits, and IQ tests in utero to determine if we'll be allowed to live.
Even before then, we'll have driverless cars to keep us safe.
Me? I'd rather take a Mach I Mustang and head on down the highway.
What's embarrassing is that President
So best we call her Fauxcahontas, in honor of her French omelet recipes.
In a 2009 paper titled "The Politics of
Texan
The paper also cited
Exactly. And what's wrong with that?
Nothing.
We don't need DNA tests to tell us the only thing that counts:
We're Americans.
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John Kass is a columnist for the Chicago Tribune who also hosts a radio show on WLS-AM.