In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 28, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Senator Elizabeth Warren emerged as a possible Hillary VP selection in TV media discussions Friday. It would cause a stir. If you think Indians are mad about the nickname Redskins, just wait until Elizabeth Warren is the president and the band plays Hail to the Chief when she enters the room.

Ohio governor John Kasich told reporters Thursday he’s staying in the GOP race in order to force a deadlock on the convention floor. He’s self-inspiring. John Kasich said he will fight all the way to Cleveland, which may not sound like much of a fight, but you haven’t seen their potholes.

The GOP primary race has its next stop in Wisconsin a week from Tuesday. It’s gotten way too dirty. Parents are now turning off the TV whenever Donald Trump and Ted Cruz fight over their wives’ looks and forcing their kids to watch the Hulk Hogan tapes to see better parenting role models.

President Obama was seen tango dancing in Argentina the night after ISIS attacked Belgium. It sent a message from the U.S. to the world. We may not be able to stop ISIS, we may not be able to wipe out ISIS, but when it comes to dance contests, we are still the world’s only superpower.

John Kerry flew to Moscow Thursday to butt heads with the very macho Vladimir Putin in the Kremlin and try to find a political solution to the Syrian civil war. The other night, Vladimir Putin struck and killed a deer. He said he feels terrible about it but when he’s jogging he’s in his own world.

Interpol went hunting for the ISIS terrorists in Muslim neighborhoods after they hit Belgium Tuesday. The group strikes fear wherever they plant the black flag. ISIS co-opted the black flag as the symbol of terror after the Oakland Raiders disgraced it by losing games and doing charity work.

Men’s Health reports tens of thousands of Baby Boomers will live past the age of one hundred due to daily exercise and careful eating. The Census Bureau said there are still five people alive who were born in the nineteenth century. What’s even more amazing, they’re each running for re-election.

Sarah Palin signed a deal Friday to be the judge on a court TV show just like the Judge Judy show. She will decide cases of drunken behavior, property destruction, paternity claims and child custody cases. The only question now is, will she recuse herself when her children are the defendants.

End of Days is a book about the JFK assassination saying Jack Kennedy’s brain was removed during the autopsy and then stored in the National Archive where it was stolen by Bobby Kennedy. It’s unbelievable. There was a time in this country when politicians actually had brains worth stealing.

Belgian police were reported looking for a notorious ISIS bomb-maker who likely engineered the terrorist attacks on Monday. After victories in Paris, San Bernardino and Brussels, ISIS has made it to the Final Four. President Obama is baffled, it’s the furthest a JV team has ever advanced.

Hillary Clinton declared that demonizing Muslims is wrong Wednesday in a hastily arranged speech at Stanford University about counter-terrorism. Hillary was originally scheduled to give a speech on American strength. It’s a tribute to the capacity of polyester pants to withstand anything.

Donald Trump brought back his call to ban Muslim immigrants until they’ve been thoroughly vetted Tuesday. Strict entrance rules work in some situations. Emirates Airline is the only airline where if you start to feel any turbulence in the cabin, it just means you’ve strayed into Israeli airspace.

President Obama attended a ballgame in Havana Tuesday between Cuba and the Tampa Bay Rays and discussed the Brussels terror attacks with ESPN from his seats. The intelligence was still sketchy. He was unable to say exactly how many outs there were or how many runners were on base.

President Obama apologized in Argentina for the CIA helping overthrow Juan Peron’s widow Isabel Peron in 1976. She’d seized power when her husband died but the generals threw her out. The success of that coup convinced Hillary not to kill Bill in 2000 and take the elected route to power.


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