In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review March 1, 2016

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Hillary Clinton began directing her campaign fire at Donald Trump on Thursday. He worries many Democrats. Seventy percent of Democrats in a poll said a Trump presidency would make them feel anxious, while thirty percent said that a Trump presidency would make them feel Canadian.

Democratic socialist Bernie Sanders supporters started a dating website for Bernie Sanders voters who are looking to hook up romantically with someone who's compatible. It's called Bernie Mingle. Of course, the Clinton campaign already has a dating website. They call it Ashley Madison.

Donald Trump revealed Thursday he can't release his income tax returns because he's in the middle of a three-year audit. It's no secret why. Four years ago, Trump spearheaded the effort to find Obama's birth certificate and the IRS is helping him look for it in his business travel expenses.

Donald Trump got into a nasty exchange with Donald Trump over immigration policy during the GOP debate Thursday. It didn't end well. Marco Rubio declared he will not deport illegal immigrants living in the U.S., a policy otherwise known as dropping out of the GOP presidential race.

Donald Trump explained he can't release his tax returns because he's in the middle of a three-year-long IRS audit. The accounting is not the point of contention. The only thing that Donald Trump claimed on his tax returns is that he is the greatest, and that's why the audit is taking so long.

Donald Trump's CNN poll numbers showed that he's carrying all classes of voters. Americans are more far class-conscious than is acknowledged. The locals in Las Vegas who play the nickel slot machines look over at the people playing the penny slot machines and consider them white trash.

Donald Trump last week vowed to get tougher libel laws passed when he's president to protect people from being slandered by the media. It's brutal in the arena. The Enquirer last week claimed that O.J. was Bill Cosby's drug dealer, and if that's not true, how will O.J. ever get his good name back?

Florida Senator Marco Rubio found himself fighting for his political life over the weekend with Donald Trump leading him in Florida. He looks as young as a teenager. Before the GOP debate in Houston on Thursday night, a rich Texas donor gave Marco Rubio a million dollars to park his car.

GOP candidates took turns claiming to be the best defender of the Second Amendment. During the GOP debate Thursdaynight, Marco Rubio said guns are America's last line of defense against ISIS. The first line of defense is pretending that you're not home when the terrorists ring the doorbell.

Marco Rubio accused Trump of Mafia ties, KKK sympathy and prejudice against black people, Hispanics, Asian and Muslims. Let's hope not. If that's true then this isn't a presidential campaign, this is a remake of Blazing Saddles and Hedley Lamar is leading in the polls by a three-to-one margin.

Marco Rubio was forced to ask Governor Nikki Haley speak for him onstage Monday because the Florida senator had talked himself hoarse in speeches all weekend attacking Donald Trump. It's a common occupational hazard in politics. Laryngitis is God's gift to people who know everything.

President Obama will fly to Cuba this month despite fierce opposition from Cuban-Americans and Republicans. It's only natural. When most Republicans think about a successful presidential visit to Cuba, the image that comes to mind is Teddy Roosevelt leading the charge up San Juan Hill.

Ku Klux Klan former Grand Wizard David Duke told his radio listeners a vote against Trump is treason against their heritage. He's right on schedule. David Duke always mistakes the huge sales totals from the previous week's President's Day white sales as an indication that recruiting is up.

Weight Watchers stock crashed last week, costing its new investor Oprah Winfrey twenty-six million dollars. It could affect their marketing credibility. When Oprah does a commercial saying she lost twenty-six pounds on Weight Watchers, it was twenty-six pounds of one-hundred-dollar bills.

The Automobile Club reported that gasoline prices hit new lows this week in oil states as world oil prices remained mired under thirty dollars a barrel. Analysts say very soon, gasoline will be cheaper than water in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, and healthier than water in Flint, Michigan.


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