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Jewish World Review March 14, 2012/ 20 Adar, 5772 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | NFL free agent Peyton Manning met with the Denver Broncos Sunday about signing to become their next quarterback. Denver said they would trade Tim Tebow if they sign Manning. They have to share the revenue from team jersey sales but they can keep all the money from beer sales, so Tim Tebow is a money-loser.
Swiss voters went to the polls Sunday to vote on a measure that would have given every Swiss citizen a six-week vacation per year. It was defeated. Six weeks of family togetherness not only puts a strain on marriages, it also takes time away from important workplace romances.
Oxford scientists say a beta-blocker pill called Propanalol can cure people of racism. The drug affects the portion of the brain that regulates fear, which is believed to trigger racism. Just picture a world where the New York Times only complains about the South's humidity.
The U.S. Justice Department filed an objection to the new voting law in Texas which requires voters to show a photo ID at the polls. It doesn't seem right. The right to vote illegally was Franklin D. Roosevelt's Fifth Freedom which he edited out at the last minute.
President Obama filled out his NCAA basketball bracket Sunday and staged a contest with his supporters to fill out a bracket that'll outdo his predictions. He could lose. The Final Four are gas prices, health insurance rate hikes, unemployment and foreclosures.
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