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Jewish World Review March 30, 2012/ 7 Nissan, 5772 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | President Obama remarked in Seoul Tuesday that North Korea was living in a time warp that's missed fifty years of progress. He's not sure how to advise them. They've spread the wealth around for sixty years and he thinks they should be doing better by now. Newt Gingrich announced Tuesday he has to lay off campaign staffers due to his lack of donations. He'll still be competing in the primaries. Newt didn't lay off everybody, he will travel with the one campaign staffer who hasn't left his side all year, his pastry chef. Dick Cheney was reported Tuesday making a fast recovery from his heart transplant at a hospital in Virginia. As soon as he regained consciousness he gave the doctor the peace sign and phoned Jane Fonda to congratulate her on landing the role of Nancy Reagan. Pope Benedict met Fidel Castro in Cuba Tuesday even after he was excommunicated fifty years ago. He was lucky to survive the early Sixties. Ordering the assassination of Fidel Castro was part of Bobby Kennedy's daily workout regimen in the White House gym.
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