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Jewish World Review March 14, 2007 / 24 Adar, 5767 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
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Osama bin Laden celebrated his fiftieth birthday Saturday in a cave somewhere in the remote mountainous region between Pakistan and Afghanistan. At last we will be able to find him. AARP has a current address for everybody who turns fifty.
Baghdad hosted a peace conference that included U.N. Security Council members and Iran and Syria. Iran is opposed by America, Great Britain and Germany. The Iranians would have to play a video game to face a more warlike cast of characters.
The Secret Service sounded the alarm in Washington Thursday and totally shut down two blocks of Pennsylvania Avenue. The agents reported that a highly unusual and suspicious package was found on the White House grounds. It was marked Fan Mail. Newt Gingrich asked for mercy and forgiveness when he confessed his marital infidelity to James Dobson Friday. He couldn't have been more sincere. Humility is a trait widely believed in Washington to be the first sign of unbridled ambition.
Hillary Clinton and Rudy Giuliani made appearances in Iowa over the weekend as the Iowa caucus campaigning kicked into high gear. It's unique. Only in politics do New Yorkers pack their things and head for Iowa when they're ready for the big time. John McCain said Friday the personal lives of candidates ought to be off-limits in the campaign. He shouldn't be ashamed that he married his second wife a month after his divorce. She's the heir to a beer distributorship and that kind of woman doesn't come along every week. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
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