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Jewish World Review March 13, 2007 / 23 Adar, 5767 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Donald Trump neared a deal to divest his once-troubled Atlantic City casinos Friday. He freely admits he's the luckiest man in the world. Donald Trump wound up with a wife who married him for his money and fame, and not for who he really is.
Washington D.C. madam Deborah Palfrey warned Friday she has ten thousand names of clients and forty-six pounds of telephone records. People in Washington aren't concerned. For once their phone records are in the hands of somebody they can trust.
Chicago was the scene of protests by Hispanics Saturday demanding citizenship for illegal aliens. Immigration is no longer just a border state issue. When the Super Bowl lost in the ratings to a re-run of Sabado Gigante there was no mistaking the trend.
Sen. Ted Kennedy said Saturday that President Bush should pledge not to pardon Scooter Libby. Of all the nerve. For a Kennedy to come out against forgiveness is a sure sign that the statute of limitations has run out on at least six commandments. Washington D.C.'s ban on handgun ownership by citizens who live in the district was thrown out by a federal appeals court Friday. The timing is no accident. Now that Democrats have taken control of Congress, everyone's worried about being robbed. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
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