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Jewish World Review March 28, 2006 / 28 Adar, 5766 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Tiger Woods was featured in a story about his training
regimen Sunday on CBS' 60 Minutes. Never doubt golfers are
athletes. Swinging a golf club is the most unnatural act in
sports, next to asking Michael Jackson to sing the national anthem.
San Francisco's 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals heard
arguments on Monday on the legality of medical marijuana. The
health nannies have got to be stopped. There could be riots in the
schools if they legalize pot and criminalize junk food.
Ed McMahon hit the talk shows last week hawking his book
about his life with Johnny Carson. He's in terrific health. Ed
McMahon isn't allowed to die until the International Atomic Energy
Commission can find a safe place to bury his liver.
Phoenix was the site of a massive protest Friday against an
immigration bill in Congress. Adults took off work and kids walked
out of school to gather in the park in protest. It is the time-
tested way of achieving change through vagrancy.
Condi Rice offered continued diplomacy Friday over Iran's
nuclear program. There's no reason to be nervous about Iran's
sense of responsibility. They plan to use nuclear energy for
peaceful purposes, unless someone draws a cartoon they don't like.
Ted Kennedy promoted his immigration reform bill Sunday on CBS News. It would allow illegal aliens to pay a fine and back taxes to become legal U.S. residents. To Teddy Kennedy, the answer to every problem is a cover charge and two-drink minimum. Every weekday JewishWorldReview.com publishes what many in in the media and Washington consider "must-reading". Sign up for the daily JWR update. It's free. Just click here.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in
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