Jewish World Review March 14, 2003 / 10 Adar II, 5763
Vanity Fair gets us ready for month's big event
It's coming soon.
It cannot be stopped by protestors.
It's logistics have been planned for a year.
The media are ready for the brutal, life-changing action to begin. Before March ends, the hot desert floor will be spattered again with the blood, sweat and tears of men, women and children from America and foreign lands.
Oscar Night in Hollywood is always a big deal. War or no war in Iraq, it happens every year during Tinseltown's holy month of March, when Academy Awards are handed out in bunches.
The awards ceremony will be conducted with the usual mix of class and crass March 23, so you have to read fast if you hope to finish all the good stuff in Vanity Fair's "The 2003 Hollywood Issue."
The ninth straight March VF devoted to America's most morally challenged export industry, the issue is, as Vanity Fair's cover accurately describes, "450 pages of stars and star-makers, Oscar favorites and old-timers, glamour and glamour, legends and leading ladies, history and mystery."
You've probably heard about the Michael Jackson piece, "Losing His Grip," which, unless it's going to be turned into the treatment for a horror movie, has nothing to do with Hollywood.
Without getting into details about Mike's legal, surgical or sexual problems, or trying to describe what's left of his poor nose, the story confirms everything strange and pathetic you've heard about the 44-year-old former black person - and then some.
Much classier (except for a few exceptions) are full-page portraits of female glamour-pusses such as Nicole Kidman by the late Herb Ritts, and 41 pages of "legends, big guns and scene-stealers" by Annie Leibovitz and other A-list photogs.
Among a dozen long articles packed into VF's love fest are ones about some of Hollywood's superstars of yore, such as Cary Grant, Jimmy Stewart and comedian Phil Silvers, and "Spiegel's Mighty Shadow."
An excerpt from a book about Sam Spiegel, a stereotypically sleazy and obnoxious Hollywood producer, the piece tells how Spiegel assembled the money and the stars to make four Oscar-winning movies - "The African Queen," "On the Waterfront," "The Bridge on the River Kwai" and "Lawrence of Arabia."
Not that movie stars and their enablers back then didn't do cruel and sordid things they wouldn't want their mothers to read about in Confidential, the Los Angeles celebrity magazine that, as a Vanity Fair piece explains, brought down-and-dirty tabloidism to Hollywood in the 1950s.
But reading about classy, interesting gents such as Grant and Stewart might make you wonder if, 50 years from now, people will read similar accounts about the lives of Ben Affleck and Tom Cruise with as much interest.
Speaking of Ben and Tommy, if you want to know how much they and their pals earn, spend and save while toiling in Hollywood's "factory in the sun," see "Earn, Baby, Earn" in the March 17 People.
Julia Roberts and Leonardo DiCaprio get $20 million per movie. But it might give little people some consolation to know that by the time they pay their army of agents, managers, attorneys, publicists, stylists - plus $5.7 million in state and federal taxes - their take-home pay is down to a crummy but still guilt-inducing $6.3 million.
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