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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published Feb. 17, 2022

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
Eminem broke the rules of National Football League by taking a knee during his Super Bowl halftime number. If the NFL doesn"t want Super Bowl halftime performers to be taking a knee, they should hire Neil Young, The Who or the Rolling Stones. None of them can take a knee and get back up.

President Biden went on TV Tuesday to warn Vladimir Putin not to invade Ukraine just as Putin was signaling he will negotiate. Everyone"s guessing his motives. I believe that Putin is delaying his invasion till Biden sends Ukraine a lot of top-of-the-line U.S. military equipment that Russia can capture.

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Special Counsel John Durham implicated Hillary"s lawyer in the Russia hoax as her saga grows from cattle futures to Whitewater to missing billing records to erasing State emails to the Russia hoax. When Hillary was born, the doctor slapped her with a subpoena. And he died mysteriously the next week.

U.S. Olympic athletes complained they"re not being fed the splendid Chinese cuisine available all over the world. In honor of the Games, last night before the show I tried to surprise the Comedy Store staff by bringing them a Chinese meal. The surprise was ruined when someone let the cat out of the bag.

Canada"s Prime Minister Justin Trudeau invoked emergency powers to freeze the bank accounts of striking truck drivers. He"s arbitrarily canceling their liberty to peacefully protest against Covid mandates. It appears Trudeau has saved some of his blackface make-up to give himself a little mustache.