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Jewish World Review Feb. 22, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
Newt Gingrich warned that President Biden is under the policy sway of open border advocates who are already causing new caravans to form heading here. Joe's slang doesn't help. Joe Biden has publicly said, Come on, Man, so many times, Central Americans just assume it's his border policy.
• Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez slammed Texas Governor Greg Abbott Wednesday for saying that the massive power outage in Texas from the ice storms was caused by the failure of green energy. She's consistent. AOC insisted it was caused by structural racism and white supremacy.
• President Biden at a Town Hall Monday infuriated Chinese-Americans when he down-played Red China's genocide of Muslims and harvesting their body parts, saying it's a cultural norm. What do they expect? All 78-year-old Border State Democrats studied Asian culture under Rudyard Kipling.
• The Economist last week marked huge advances for Democrats, liberals and lefists in the culture wars. Rush Limbaugh died, the Trump Casino in Atlantic City was imploded and Tim Tebow retired from sports. It's the worst week for Confederate monuments since the riots last summer.
• President Biden hosted a town hall meeting on CNN this week and afterwards CNN reporters noted that the country's getting better. It certainly is. In one month under Biden, Americans have gone from asking neighbors if they've got any toilet paper to asking them if they've got any electricity.
• The White House issued an order requiring equal treatment for trans-genders in the restrooms in locker rooms and in sports. Out here in L.A., I'm not sure Caitlyn Jenner's transition is complete. She now charges $25,000 to make a public appearance and it takes balls to ask for that kind of money.
• Texas officials scrambled to get the power back on following the biggest freak winter storm in state history. There was snow in Galveston, below zero in Dallas and Austin is covered in ice. Meteorologists asked to explain the storm are this close to blaming everything on Jewish space lasers. • The Distilled Spirits Council forecasted a second straight huge year in the sales of hard liquor and wine in the U.S. A study by the American Medical Association reveals alcohol kills two and a half million Americans per year. Okay fine but think of how many people alcohol produces every year. • Rush Limbaugh was hailed by conservatives Wednesday for inventing the format of talk radio thirty-three years ago and using it to battle against socialism every day. Socialism comes with its own Law of Physics. It states that for every action there is an equal and opposite government program. • A Florida man was arrested this past week for assault with a deadly weapon after he threw an alligator through a Wendy's drive-thru window. It just reinforced an old lesson. Life has taught me the world is NOT full of idiots, but they are strategically placed so that you come across one every day. • President Biden signed an executive order declaring a state of emergency in Texas due to the power outages that swept the state this week after their brutal winter storm. The president was furious when he heard the blackouts had been ordered. Biden said no one should be required to drink. • Politico reported the latest Gallup Poll on the American people's trust in the new media The poll shows nine percent have a great deal of trust in the national media while sixty percent don't trust the media at all. If liars' pants really caught on fire, watching the news would be a lot more fun.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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