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Jewish World Review Feb. 3, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The Weather Channel showed a huge snowstorm struck the Eastern Seaboard on Monday. By midnight, New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania reported receiving 12 to 18 inches of snow. However these are Democratic states so by the next morning the numbers were 24 inches to 36 inches.
• GOP Senators met with Biden Monday to try to push a more fair and targeted Covid relief bill for passage. No one said life is fair. Tom Brady's PPP application for Covid relief received a one million dollar grant while Drew Brees's application was picked off and run back for a touchdown.
• Nancy Pelosi urged extra security for Congress to protect the House from House Republicans Monday. She called them the enemy within. Coastal elites consider themselves quite above the Trump crowd the way cocaine addicts look over at crack addicts in the alley and consider them trash.
• The World Health Organization reported Friday that China has had greatly improved success by using an anal swabbing test for Covid rather than nasal swabbing. The anal swabbing is a real challenge for the Chinese health care workers. Morale is pretty low at the drive-thru testing sites.
• The Centers for Disease Control officials reported Monday that a new and highly contagious and dangerous variant of Covid has just arrived from South Africa. This means that Africa has now given AIDS, Ebola, and a new strain of Covid to the United States. What did we ever do to them? • The Wall Street Journal reported riots and demonstrations in both Russia and in South Asia this past weekend. On Monday there was a military coup in Burma over claims of election fraud. However Twitter had ruled that there is no evidence of any fraud and that Biden won fair and square. • Governor Cuomo was ridiculed Friday when he tried to blame his state's high Covid death toll last year on Washington. Trump sent Cuomo a surplus of ventilators and a Red Cross ship. When Joe Biden saw the Red Cross on the side of the ship he thought we were being attacked by Switzerland. • The New York Times told President Biden to slow down Friday after he signed thirty executive orders bull-rushing the liberal agenda without legislation. He looks happily engaged. Now that we've kept Joe busy signing his name for two weeks, maybe we can move on to shapes and colors. • Fox News says the Cancel Culture in social media will monitor behavior and attitudes towards non-humans. On Friday PETA officials declared that calling someone a pig or a chicken is an insult to pigs and to chickens. I'd say something about PETA officials but it would be insulting to cats. • President Trump's Senate trial will begin despite the Constitution's prohibition of lawmakers putting a private citizen on trial. Social media ruled otherwise. I'm so impressed by the number of people on Facebook who were virus experts a month ago are constitutional scholars today.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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