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Jewish World Review Feb. 2, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Biden's signing rampage continued Thursday issuing a twenty-fifth executive order after ten days in office. Even the New York Times told him to calm down. Biden has signed so many executive orders that Congress is starting to wonder if there will be anything left for them to screw up.
• President Joe Biden hit the ground running first week in office. He clobbered the oil industry, made up with Communist China, reopened the border, welcomed overseas Muslims and required racial equity for all federal resources. I'm now more convinced than ever of the vaccine's side effects.
• Wall Street firms caused a web riot by day-traders when they shut down trades of stocks which day-traders were propping up and the firms sold short. It made the election look clean as a whistle. After last week, you can't tell me that the stock market isn't just astrology for people who wear khakis
• The Centers for Disease Controls announced a far more accurate test to see if you test positive for Covid than their previous test. Instead of inserting the Q-tip into your nose and swabbing it around to see if you've been infected they insert it anally. No way, not unless you buy me dinner first.
• The White House issued orders last week shutting down all oil drilling on federal lands as well as halting the Keystone Pipeline construction, Thousands were laid off. The Biden Administration is shutting down the oil business so fast my corner gas station will be a pot dispensary by spring break.
• A West Texas sheriff outside of Lubbock was called into the country to contain a runaway cow last week and cornered the beast by a fence. His police dog bit the cow, then the sheriff tasered the police dog, and then finally, the cow kicked the sheriff. It's the Texas version of Rock, Paper, Scissors. • President Biden sent Defense and State nominees to the Senate this week with past official ties to dealings with Beijing. The tilt toward China is apparent. However President Biden just created the Made in America Office, and Republicans were quick to shorten its name to the MAO Committee. • Alaska's DMV is under fire after personalized license plates got made with Nazi terminology on them. I performed up in that crazy state 35 years ago and after one show, the waitresses asked me if I might enjoy going out for a little clubbing. After two minutes I felt really sorry for those seals.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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