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Jewish World Review Feb. 25, 2019 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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Academy Award nominee Michael B. Jordan was reported in talks with Warner Bros. to play the first black Superman. Think of the great plots. Lex Luthor pays Superman a small fortune to beat him up on the street and call him a cracker to help raise his profile as a screen villain.
• Chicago's D.A. detailed how Jessie Smollett cast two Nigerians, gave them MAGA hats, then he outfitted them with hoods, the bleach, and the noose, and stated the time they were to attack him in front of a security camera. It just proves again that actors are all the same. They all want to direct.
• Jussie Smollett was charged in Chicago for staging a racial attack on himself. He hired two Nigerians to pose as Trump supporters and beat him up while shouting racial and gay slurs at him. Smollett was clearly trying to become famous in civil rights folklore as Rodney Queen.
• Chicago's D.A. laid out how Jussie Smollett hired two Nigerians to pose as Trump supporters and beat him up. Having to hire people to racially attack you is a First World problem, for sure. Their rates have gone so high I can't afford to be attacked anymore, but those were the good old days.
• Senator Elizabeth Warren was campaigning for president in Iowa where she rolled out her signature proposal she called Universal Child Care. Believe it or not, it's been tried before. Baby Boomers had universal child care when we were growing up in the Fifties, it was called parents.
• Senator Bernie Sanders kicked off his presidential campaign with a firebrand speech against billionaires. Bernie Sanders raised six million dollars his first day as a candidate. Yet still no word from the campaign on how he plans to distribute that money equally to every American.
• Vermont Socialist Bernie Sanders announced he's again running for president in 2020 before a raucous political rally. He faces headwinds. Venezuela is giving socialism such a bad name that if Bernie Sanders becomes president he'll have to build a border wall to keep Americans in.
• Bernie Sanders delighted supporters by going onto a Brooklyn basketball court and sinking shot after shot. The old guy has got game. However Bernie shouldn't expect much support from the NBA because under socialism for every point you score you must give one to the government.
• Amazon pulled out of a huge planned headquarters in Queens after Alexandria Ocasio Cortez blocked it for fear it would gentrify her House district. She's young. AOC is facing so much criticism for scaring away Amazon's twenty-five thousand jobs, she's thinking about making another dance video
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