In this issue

Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Feb. 20, 2017

The News in Zingers

By Argus Hamilton

http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | • President Trump held a press conference Thursday and delivered a tour de force performance for seventy-eight minutes. He was funny, combative, informative, open and riveting. Trump was so entertaining he had Americans thinking this guy could host a reality show if he'd put his mind to it.

• Kim Jung Un's exiled playboy older brother Kim Jong Nam was murdered by North Koreans who sprayed poison in his face at a Malaysian airport. He screamed, stomped and waved his arms but no one helped him. They cheered and applauded thinking he was PSY performing his greatest hit.

• Congress will investigate the intelligence community over the Mike Flynn scandal next week. They want to find out who gave the press Mike Flynn's phone transcripts. On Thursday, President Trump vowed to jail all the low-life leakers, causing a brief panic in the Moscow hooker community.

• President Obama stood at a press conference Wednesday and said he was one hundred percent behind Israel. Earlier in the week, he ripped Germany for the country's open border policy. Okay, say Trump's critics, other than his support for Jews and his dislike of Germany, he's JUST like Hitler

• Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau and President Trump announced a joint measure to get more women involved as business decision-makers. It so happens Vladimir Putin's girlfriend just ordered a Russian spy ship to patrol the coast of France. She wants to hack into the new spring line. Congress launched a probe into intelligence leaks to the press intended to sabotage the Trump presidency. Just this week, a Russian intelligence-gathering ship was spotted off the Connecticut coastline. It was first spotted on the Potomac River in Washington but it couldn't find any intelligence.

• President Trump in his press conference with Bibi Netanyahu said he can back a two-state or single state Israeli-Palestinian solution. U.S. policy in the Middle East is like the guy who hangs out a sign on main street that reads Veterinarian-Taxidermist. Either way, we'll get your dog back to you.

• President Trump got a pleasant surprise Wednesday when the Rasmussen Poll of likely voters came out showing Trump's approval rating has risen to fifty-two percent. It's there for all to see. Donald Trump brings the same thing to the presidency our Founding Fathers did-powdered wigs.

• The White House is reportedly weighing David Petraeus for a top security job. His career went south in 2012 following a French farce in which he flirted with his dinner host in front of his wife and his mistress-biographer. He's now teaching at USC where no one understands what he did wrong.

• Russia accused Americans of paranoia over the possible Russian role in the demise of National Security Advisor Mike Flynn. A little paranoia is healthy. Last night my ears were burning because I thought someone was talking about me, till I realized I was just talking on my Samsung smartphone.

• CBS Radio said a deep-sea fisherman in the Florida Keys accidentally reeled in a Great White Shark that was twelve feet long weighing an estimated three thousand pounds. The fisherman learned something important when the shark landed in his boat. He learned that adrenaline is brown.

• New Jersey Governor Chris Christie was invited to join the president for lunch at the White House on Valentine's Day Tuesday. Apparently Trump felt he owed Chris Christie a romantic dinner after screwing him out of Attorney General, Homeland Security Director and the vice presidency.

• Vice-Admiral Harward was nominated National Security Advisor Wednesday and tasked with preventing terror attacks, Why would ISIS waste warriors by sending them to commit terrorist acts in the U.S.? Before they could pull their detonator button, they'd get killed by all the partisan bickering.


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