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Jewish World Review Feb 22, 2012/ 29 Shevat, 5772 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | Donald Trump vowed an Independent run if the GOP selects Rick Santorum. Under campaign finance laws rich guys can spend all they want on their own campaign but no one can donate more than twenty-five hundred to another's. That means the only people that can run for president are rich guys and people who enjoy spending eight years telemarketing.
China's vice president Xi Jinping signed a deal in L.A. Friday to allow more Hollywood movies in Chinese movie theaters. Of course there will be the usual censorship. Every time somebody says the word freedom, the Chinese censors will translate it as French fries.
Michelle Obama tweeted a Happy Presidents Day to her husband Monday while she's on a ski vacation in Vail with their daughters. White House travel records confirmed she's had sixteen vacations in three years. Trying to get people to stop eating just wears you out.
The Transportation Department asked automakers to install devices to disable hand-held electronics. They want to stop texting, web browsing, dialing and Facebook while the car is running. Americans won't tolerate government interference into our business at red lights.
Fox News reported Sunday GOP power brokers will try to convince Jeb Bush to enter the race. The current tensions in the Persian Gulf practically cry out for the certain hand of the House of Bush. When Dick Cheney's agent promised him twenty years ago he would work forever if he learned to be a ventriloquist it's the best career advice anybody ever got.
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JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements. Comment by clicking here.
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