Jewish World Review Feb. 22, 2006 / 24 Shevat, 5766
And now for the important news ....
By Argus Hamilton
Sen. Joe Lieberman proposed dissolving the Federal Emergency
Management Agency on Sunday and rebuilding it by June. It won't
fix anything. At the rate the glaciers are melting, the next
president will be turning over the Port of Denver to the Arabs.
The European Union met in Brussels Monday to discuss a
continent-wide way of dealing with bird flu. They proposed poultry
vaccinations for every chicken in Europe. The plan fell apart when
the French cabinet refused to roll up their sleeves.
Italian cops raided the Olympic village Sunday and busted the Austrians for possession of syringes, drugs and blood transfusion equipment. It was all innocent. It's the national pastime in Austria to try to build a Schwarzenegger from scratch.
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