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Jewish World Review Feb. 12, 2003 / 20 Shevat, 5764

Argus Hamilton

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important news .... | . The White House approved revisions in the Military Code of Conduct that make adultery a crime. We live in a cultural divide. Democrats see adultery more like a sport in that it takes less time than tennis and partners are often easier to find.

Prince Charles paid a surprise visit to Southern Iraq Monday where he served tea to British troops. He emerged from his helicopter wearing a flak jacket to protect him from shrapnel. Dodi Fayed's father has a lot of friends in the region.

John Kerry was reported Monday to have made a mint in speaking fees. There's a lot of money in that racket. He was paid to speak by tobacco, liquor and oil lobbyists but he didn't really strike paydirt until he addressed the Senate Widows Club.

Al Gore went wild against the Bush Administration Sunday before a Democratic gala honoring him in Tennessee. He accused the president of betraying the country, endangering the troops and fabricating intelligence. If Al Gore wants to end George Bush's political career he should stop criticizing him and just endorse him.

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