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Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report

Argus Hamilton

By Argus Hamilton

Published Jan. 31, 2021

Argus Hamilton's Rogue Report
The Super Bowl stadium crowd in Los Angeles will be required to wear face masks during the football game. Heaven forbid we go one day without federal supervision. President Biden addressed White House reporters Wednesday and vowed to name a black woman to replace Ben Roethlisberger.

President Biden's search for an African American female candidate to name to the Supreme Court began Friday. It's a lifetime appointment that wields immense power. Hillary Clinton had to be physically restrained from going on TV in blackface Friday and throwing her hat into the ring.

President Biden announced Thursday he will nominate someone to the Supreme Court with integrity, intelligence and experience and it will be a black woman. The media is touting three top black female federal judge candidates. My guess is, it'll go to the one with the best smelling hair.

The White House refused comment Wednesday over whether President Biden might nominate Kamala Harris to fill the upcoming Supreme Court vacancy. She's already a trailblazer. Kamala Harris is the first woman in history who was Jamaican and Indian and became an African American.

Supreme Court Justice Breyer is retiring, setting the stage for the next nominee's confirmation battle. Back during the 2020 campaign, Joe Biden vowed to name a black woman to the Supreme Court. This week a staffer had to explain to Joe why he cannot nominate Diana Ross to the Supremes.

Neil Young asked that Spotify drop Joe Rogan's podcast for his anti-vaccine views but Spotify instead decided to drop all of Neil Young's music from the platform. It gets worse. Baby Boomers downloading our favorite Seventies songs on Spotify must now search Crosby, Stills Nash and Rogan.

Disney announced it will re-make the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. Woke critics say it demeans little people. So to avoid any social media cancellation, Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs will be called Person of No Particular Color and the Seven Vertically Challenged Individuals.

Neil Young demanded the executives at Spotify take Joe Rogan's show off the platform for his opposition to Covid vaccinations Monday. The next day, Spotify removed all of Neil Young's songs instead. For all his efforts, at next week's Grammy Awards Neil Young will be given the Karen Award.

Homeland Security was busted flying illegals into Westchester County in New York. They are dropped off at Home Depot, lumber yards and construction sites for dirt-cheap labor. Democrats teach kids every day that America was founded on slavery, and this is just a classroom demonstration.

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China refuted new evidence Thursday that a Wuhan Lab accident created coronavirus, not an infected bat. The longer this pandemic goes on, the more I wish Truman had left the Japanese in charge of China in 1945. Today we'd only be suffering from an outbreak of high quality automobiles.

The Simon Wiesenthal Center in L.A. held a special ceremony Thursday to mark International Holocaust Remembrance Day. Members of Germany's parliament observed a minute of silence. In Hollywood, this is the one day Mel Gibson is very careful not to high-five any of his Jewish friends.

Texas Governor Greg Abbott hosted a dozen state attorneys general opposed to open borders as Texas builds its own wall. It's needed. Tens of thousands of wealthy Californians moved to Texas last year, and now that Mexico just legalized cocaine, Texas needs the wall to keep the Californians in.

The New York Post reports supermarkets nationwide report their store shelves are emptying of their most popular foods. I've lost ten unwanted pounds since Joe Biden became president. There is absolutely no doubt about it, the Build Back Better Diet works better than Nutri-System or SlimFast.

President Biden said he had a long discussion with Vladimir Putin about Ukraine. Remember Vlad began as a KGB agent in the Soviet Union. During a recent trip to Poland, Putin was asked by the airport customs officer his occupation and Putin said no occupation, he's just visiting this time.

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