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Jewish World Review Jan. 26, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Biden was sworn in as forty-sixth President of the United States with Kamala Harris eagerly looking on, and after Joe ended his Inaugural Address, he was immediately taken by limousine to Arlington National Cemetery. It left me with one thought. Wow, THAT was fast.
• Los Angeles Mayor Eric Garcetti warned Friday that Los Angeles may not be able to complete the Covid vaccinations necessary in L.A. until next year. No one could have foreseen the slow pace of the first round of vaccinations. It’s because no one in Los Angeles will admit they’re over sixty-five.
• The Weather Channel reports a cold front hit Malibu with a freak snowstorm while the GOP enclave of Calabasas in the Valley was pelted by never-before-seen hail. Residents saw the hail coming down and drew the same conclusion. Now that Hunter Biden is First Son, it is raining crack.
• Broadcast Hall of Fame radio and TV host Larry King passed away Saturday in Beverly Hills at the age of eighty-seven. He was greatly loved in our industry. The press release stated that Larry King died of Covid, disproving the long-held scientific theory that marriage sucks the life out of you.
• The New York Post noted NBC, CBS, ABC, CNN and MSNBC are pushing together to hail the Biden presidency as a return to normalcy and end to polarization. Is that asking too much? They simply want the seventy-five million people they called Nazis for four years to tone down their rhetoric.
• Katie Couric on her talk show Friday prompted a firestorm when she suggested on the air that Trump voters belong to a cult and need to be de-programmed. She says it’s so they can fit back into mainstream American society. Eat your heart out Elon Musk, Katie Couric just beat you to Mars.
• President Biden got a little snippy at his press conference Thursday when an AP reporter told him that his goal of Covid vaccinations was the same number as what Trump had already reached. How exciting is this presidency? Bernie Sanders in mittens is beating Joe Biden in all the major polls.
• President Biden hit the ground running during his first three days in office last week signing twenty-seven executive orders. He’s nothing if not grateful. In a move heralded as humane and timely, President Biden signed an executive order granting citizenship to everyone who voted for him.
President Biden signed executive orders last week backing rights of trans-genders, cis-genders and multi-genders in public facilities. I completed skated through the University of Oklahoma in the 1970s getting an easy degree. I majored in Gender Studies back when there were only two of them.
• A New York University professor wrote an editorial in the Washington Post declaring that the Blacks and Latinos who voted for Trump are infected with multi-racial whiteness. But what could be more democratic than all races having a shiny plastic White Privilege Card? It Trumps Everything.
• President Biden’s executive orders reflected his party’s emphasis on multiculturalism. Biden halted the travel ban on arrivals from Muslim countries and then ordered a travel ban on arrivals from Britain, Europe and Brazil. If you’re coming here to kill us, he’d like you to put in a little effort.
• First Lady Dr. Jill Biden brought thousands of cookies out to the U.S. troops now guarding the U.S. Capitol. D.C. appears to be secure from rioters be they on the left or on the right. The National Guard is keeping watch on Trump voters and the Biden voters are being guarded by the Ghostbusters.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements.
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