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Jewish World Review Jan. 25, 2021 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The National Football League announced this year's Super Bowl will have a woman referee working the game for the first time in history. Watch out for flying flags. In my experience, I've found if there is one thing that women are REALLY good at, it's pointing out mistakes made by men.
• Joe Biden's Inaugural Address Wednesday drew raves from the press but the popular reaction was a big yawn. He doesn't enter office riding a wave of popularity. The only way they were able to get more than a thousand people to attend Biden's inauguration was to call in the National Guard.
• President Biden was reportedly concerned about the security of his Peleton workout machine Thursday but a tech squad has made the video screen impossible to hack. He starts every day on his Peleton and each night he swims laps. Joe Biden takes good care of himself, his bank account says so.
• New York Governor Andrew Cuomo grew flustered at his own bureaucracy Friday and vowed to go to Pfizer labs and get the vaccine personally for New Yorkers. New York goes after Covid the same way the Amish go hunting. They sneak up on a deer in the forest then build a barn around it.
• House Democrats want to remove a GOP Member for favorably referencing Hitler while the Senate puts a private citizen on criminal trial, a procedure last used in Parliament in 1710 called a Bill of Attainder. Congress is slowly destroying itself. Is there any way we could speed up the process?
• Chief Justice John Roberts administered the Oath of Office to President Biden on Wednesday to begin a new chapter in U.S. history. Joe didn't forget his friends. After taking the oath of office in the swearing-in ceremony, Biden made it a point to lay a wreath at the Tomb of the Unknown Voter.
• Kamala Harris made history Wednesday becoming America's first female vice-president. As a comedian, I can assure you that I won't do any jokes about Kamala Harris's affair with San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown when she worked under him. I don't want to embarrass Willie Brown.
• Business Insider reports that Riley Williams, the rioter who allegedly stole Nancy Pelosi's laptop and tried to sell it to Russia, could get 22 years. She left the wine and took the laptop. A business reporter asked Nancy how much she normally spends on a bottle of wine and Pelosi said about fifteen minutes.
JWR contributor Argus Hamilton is the host comedian at The Comedy Store in Hollywood. To comment or arrange for speaking engagements.
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