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Jonathan Tobin: Defending the Right to a Jewish State

Heather Hale: Compliment your kids without giving them big heads

Megan Shauri: 10 ways you are ruining your own happiness

Carolyn Bigda: 8 Best Dividend Stocks for 2015

Kiplinger's Personal Finance editors: 7 Things You Didn't Know About Paying Off Student Loans

Samantha Olson: The Crucial Mistake 55% Of Parents Are Making At Their Baby's Bedtime

Densie Well, Ph.D., R.D. Open your eyes to yellow vegetables

The Kosher Gourmet by Megan Gordon With its colorful cache of purples and oranges and reds, COLLARD GREEN SLAW is a marvelous mood booster --- not to mention just downright delish
April 18, 2014

Rabbi Yonason Goldson: Clarifying one of the greatest philosophical conundrums in theology

Caroline B. Glick: The disappearance of US will

Megan Wallgren: 10 things I've learned from my teenagers

Lizette Borreli: Green Tea Boosts Brain Power, May Help Treat Dementia

John Ericson: Trying hard to be 'positive' but never succeeding? Blame Your Brain

The Kosher Gourmet by Julie Rothman Almondy, flourless torta del re (Italian king's cake), has royal roots, is simple to make, . . . but devour it because it's simply delicious

April 14, 2014

Rabbi Dr Naftali Brawer: Passover frees us from the tyranny of time

Greg Crosby: Passing Over Religion

Eric Schulzke: First degree: How America really recovered from a murder epidemic

Georgia Lee: When love is not enough: Teaching your kids about the realities of adult relationships

Cameron Huddleston: Freebies for Your Lawn and Garden

Gordon Pape: How you can tell if your financial adviser is setting you up for potential ruin

Dana Dovey: Up to 500,000 people die each year from hepatitis C-related liver disease. New Treatment Has Over 90% Success Rate

Justin Caba: Eating Watermelon Can Help Control High Blood Pressure

The Kosher Gourmet by Joshua E. London and Lou Marmon Don't dare pass over these Pesach picks for Manischewitz!

April 11, 2014

Rabbi Hillel Goldberg: Silence is much more than golden

Caroline B. Glick: Forgetting freedom at Passover

Susan Swann: How to value a child for who he is, not just what he does

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Financial Tasks You Should Tackle Right Now

Sandra Block and Lisa Gerstner: How to Profit From Your Passion

Susan Scutti: A Simple Blood Test Might Soon Diagnose Cancer

Chris Weller: Have A Slow Metabolism? Let Science Speed It Up For You

The Kosher Gourmet by Diane Rossen Worthington Whitefish Terrine: A French take on gefilte fish

April 9, 2014

Jonathan Tobin: Why Did Kerry Lie About Israeli Blame?

Samuel G. Freedman: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Jessica Ivins: A resolution 70 years later for a father's unsettling legacy of ashes from Dachau

Kim Giles: Asking for help is not weakness

Kathy Kristof and Barbara Hoch Marcus: 7 Great Growth Israeli Stocks

Matthew Mientka: How Beans, Peas, And Chickpeas Cleanse Bad Cholesterol and Lowers Risk of Heart Disease

Sabrina Bachai: 5 At-Home Treatments For Headaches

The Kosher Gourmet by Daniel Neman Have yourself a matzo ball: The secrets bubby never told you and recipes she could have never imagined

April 8, 2014

Lori Nawyn: At Your Wit's End and Back: Finding Peace

Susan B. Garland and Rachel L. Sheedy: Strategies Married Couples Can Use to Boost Benefits

David Muhlbaum: Smart Tax Deductions Non-Itemizers Can Claim

Jill Weisenberger, M.S., R.D.N., C.D.E : Before You Lose Your Mental Edge

Dana Dovey: Coffee Drinkers Rejoice! Your Cup Of Joe Can Prevent Death From Liver Disease

Chris Weller: Electric 'Thinking Cap' Puts Your Brain Power Into High Gear

The Kosher Gourmet by Marlene Parrish A gift of hazelnuts keeps giving --- for a variety of nutty recipes: Entree, side, soup, dessert

April 4, 2014

Rabbi David Gutterman: The Word for Nothing Means Everything

Charles Krauthammer: Kerry's folly, Chapter 3

Amy Peterson: A life of love: How to build lasting relationships with your children

John Ericson: Older Women: Save Your Heart, Prevent Stroke Don't Drink Diet

John Ericson: Why 50 million Americans will still have spring allergies after taking meds

Cameron Huddleston: Best and Worst Buys of April 2014

Stacy Rapacon: Great Mutual Funds for Young Investors

Sarah Boesveld: Teacher keeps promise to mail thousands of former students letters written by their past selves

The Kosher Gourmet by Sharon Thompson Anyone can make a salad, you say. But can they make a great salad? (SECRETS, TESTED TECHNIQUES + 4 RECIPES, INCLUDING DRESSINGS)

April 2, 2014

Paul Greenberg: Death and joy in the spring

Dan Barry: Should South Carolina Jews be forced to maintain this chimney built by Germans serving the Nazis?

Mayra Bitsko: Save me! An alien took over my child's personality

Frank Clayton: Get happy: 20 scientifically proven happiness activities

Susan Scutti: It's Genetic! Obesity and the 'Carb Breakdown' Gene

Lecia Bushak: Why Hand Sanitizer May Actually Harm Your Health

Stacy Rapacon: Great Funds You Can Own for $500 or Less

Cameron Huddleston: 7 Ways to Save on Home Decor

The Kosher Gourmet by Steve Petusevsky Exploring ingredients as edible-stuffed containers (TWO RECIPES + TIPS & TECHINQUES)

Jewish World Review Jan. 18, 2021

Rogue Report

By Argus Hamilton





http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | All I can say is, thank G od President Trump brought so many U.S. troops home from around the world. We need them for the Inauguration.

Congress stepped up Capitol security Thursday following their impeachment vote and with the Inauguration ceremony coming up there. The next day, the U.S. Capitol building was completely surrounded by concertina barbed wire, which makes you wonder if Trump won after all. He locked them up!

The Hollywood Reporter forecast one hundred twenty million Americans will view Joe Biden's inauguration Wednesday. It'll make great comedy. We are the first democracy in the world to station twenty thousand soldiers at our swearing-in ceremony to showcase our peaceful transition of power.

The Washington Post noted that Washington, D.C. was beginning to look more like a U.S. Army base than the nation's capital. Twenty thousand National Guard troops will be on hand for Joe Biden's inauguration. This alleviates the fear Democrats have that no one shows up for a Biden event.

The National Parks Service is considering closing the National Mall Wednesday as part of the Joe Biden team's plan to ward off protest mobs ahead of time.

Joe Biden's advisors told reporters the Inaugural Address theme will be America United. The podium from which the new president will speak will be surrounded by twenty thousand soldiers from the National Guard. They're there to keep Joe Biden from sneaking back home to the basement.

CNN noted there are more U.S. troops stationed in Washington, D.C. this week than are stationed in Iraq or Afghanistan. Since U.S. troops may be facing mobs of pro-Trumpers, BLM and Antifa, Washington is more dangerous than Iraq or Afghanistan. They're in training for the War in Chicago.

The New York Post published a poll saying that most Americans are exhausted by Washington, D.C. politics. Last year's circus from Bernie to Biden to Trump to Mitch to Schumer to Pelosi makes the case for term limits in Washington. Nobody should be allowed to serve for more than two face lifts.

The Wall Street Journal reports the FBI is working all hands on deck to make sure Joe Biden's swearing in ceremony is incident-free. Biden will be inaugurated president at twelve o'clock noon outside the U.S. Capitol. It's the moment every Civil War re-enactor has be practicing for his entire life.

Big Tech mobilized to shut down websites that might be organizing recruits to disrupt Biden's swearing-in as National Guard units arrived in D.C. to secure the U.S. Capitol. I'm a little out of practice for active duty at the Inauguration. The last insurrection I participated in was a panty raid.

U.S. Chamber of Commerce chief Tom Donohue called for the Biden agenda to resume the free flow of U.S. trade with China. The fear that China wants to take us over is stupid. As my first step in complying with the Biden agenda, I have replaced all my forks with chopsticks and posted a photo of it on Facebook.

Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey aired an ominous post Thursday in which he said the canceling of Trump from Twitter was just the beginning. He forecast a larger operation in clearing the platform of rogue commentators. Twitter even banned Vin Scully last year for claiming second base was stolen.

The Democratic Party Inaugural Committee won't be able to hold any post-Inauguration Day dances at the hotels due to the virus. Joe Biden will be inaugurated but he won't have any balls. Neither did Jimmy Carter, but as a Baby Boomer I can tell you they were the Best Years of Our Lives.

JP Morgan Bank held an international health care conference Wednesday where the CEO of Moderna told attendees that Covid will be around forever. Think of the lives that could save. Due to travel restrictions caused by corona virus, the U.S. was forced to overthrow its own country this year.

Nancy Pelosi stood up in Congress Wednesday and labeled Trump a clear and present danger and called for his impeachment. Earlier, Nancy appointed a Democratic congressman who used to bang a Chinese spy to be the Trump Impeachment Manager. This is why we can't have nice things.

Texas State Attorney General Ken Paxton announced Wednesday he has arrested a Texas Democrat for voter fraud in the 2020 election. The reaction was instantaneous. The Attorney General has been kicked off Twitter, Facebook and Instagram and his bank accounts are now frozen.

President Trump spoke in Laredo and hailed the success of his four-hundred-mile long border wall with Mexico. I extend my sympathies to the Hispanic immigrants living in California and Texas, who must be exasperated. First they had to learn English, now they may have to learn Chinese.

The House Democrats impeached the president a second time Wednesday but it also produced the first backfire in the media world. It was announced that CNN will no longer be seen in airport lounges in the country. It made passengers nervous to see something that keeps crashing and burning.


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