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Jewish World Review Jan. 31, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
The World Health Organization reported Tuesday that China has stepped up its battle against the spread of Corona Virus by quarantining a hundred million Chinese people living in Hubei province. The rapid spread is of the virus is no surprise. After all, the face masks were made in China.
• Hillary Clinton attended the Sundance Film Festival and personally supervised the screening of her documentary Hillary. Her onstage introduction of the movie was a little chilly. Hillary can't order a projectionist to kill the lights without you wondering how much dirt the lights had on Hillary.
• President Trump introduced his comprehensive Middle East Peace Plan which he is trying to sell to both sides as The Deal of the Century. In his proposal he divides the Dead Sea exactly in half. The Israelis get one half and the Palestinians get the other half, that is, the bottom half.
• President Trump's Middle East peace plan was introduced Tuesday to great fanfare. He sees it as a win-win-win. It sections off an independent Palestine, it leaves Israeli West Bank settlements intact and it allows President Trump to open up a disco in Jerusalem and call it Let My People Go-Go.
• The New York Times released its Democratic presidential candidate endorsement on the week before the Iowa caucuses. It was a foregone conclusion. The Times had no choice but to endorse Amy Klobuchar and Liz Warren after McGovern and Mondale missed the filing deadline.
• Graceland's website posted Elvis's family tree showing great-great-great grandmother Nancy Burdine was Jewish, and descending from her unbroken matrilineal line made him Jewish. Last week, there finally appeared solid evidence Elvis is indeed dead. He was registered to vote in Chicago.
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