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Jewish World Review Jan. 24, 2020 Rogue Report By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com |
President Trump speaking in Davos, vowed to obtain a free trade deal with England once Brexit is finalized. The U.S. has free trade pacts with Australia, Canada, New Zealand and soon Britain to match our mutual defense pacts with each of them. In other words, we're right back where we started.
• Chief Justice John Roberts presided over the first day of the impeachment trial Tuesday as the opposing case managers sparred for hours over whether or not they may call witnesses All one hundred senators have to remain quiet throughout the trial. Perhaps we should have these more often.
• Trump lawyer Alan Dershowitz was featured in the mini-series The People vs. O.J. Simpson as an O.J. defense lawyer. What a cast. Evan Handler played Dershowitz, John Travolta played Robert Shapiro, David Schwimmer played Bob Kardashian and Peyton Manning was the slow, white Bronco.
• Senator Elizabeth Warren refused to speak to Bernie Sanders after the Iowa debate and now they're stuck in the Senate together. She said they used to be old chums. But if that fin sticking out of the water in Long Island is Hillary Clinton, they could all be chum by Super Tuesday.
• Prince Harry met with reporters and detailed his plans to fly back and forth between London and Vancouver and Vancouver and L.A. The prince lost his temper when a reporter asked him to account for his carbon footprint. Harry yelled out that he is tired of everybody calling her that.
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