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Jewish World Review Jan. 25, 2016 The News in Zingers By Argus Hamilton
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• Hillary Clinton was discovered to have trafficked top secret information on her server that's so secret even the Inspector General and House Intelligence committee can't see it. It gets worse for Hillary. Black Democrats might boycott the Democratic primaries because all the nominees are white.
• The NFL announced plans Thursday to put an NFL franchise in London within the next six years. The expansion won't stop there. After two years, so many players will have been deported to Australia instead of serving prison time the NFL can put franchises in Melbourne and Sydney as well.
• The World Economic Forum in Switzerland released their annual list of the Best Countries in the World Thursday. They said Germany is the best country in the world. The bad news is, Mein Kampf was just re-published after the copyright expired on New Year's Day and it says the same thing.
• Bernie Sanders was ripped for a TV ad that shows only white people cheering for him in Iowa Sunday. It's all explainable. Democrats fly two planeloads of black people back and forth between Iowa and New Hampshire for the crowd shots and the Extras Union doesn't let them work on Sunday.
• GOP former presidential candidate Herman Cain declared on Tuesday that the Donald Trump candidacy is drawing strong support from black women voters. It's a ride they might enjoy. One of the many benefits of being a black conservative is, you get front row seats at every GOP convention.
• U.S. Marine and just-released Iranian hostage Amir Tekmati flew home to Flint, Michigan on Thursday after years of imprisonment and torture in Iran. Iran would like some slack. Iran said, yes they beat him and sleep-deprived him, but they didn't make him drink water from Flint, Michigan.
• The Virginia legislature on Thursday voted to kill legislation that would have de-criminalized adultery in the Old Dominion. They voted to maintain adultery as a felony. Not since the Battle of Bull Run have Virginians been so explicit in telling the U.S. Congress to stay on their side of the river.
• New Scientist reported surgeons transplanted a monkey's head in hoped-for progress in brain and head transplantation. The human brain is amazing. The brain works twenty-four hours a day, every minute of every day from the time you exit the womb till the moment you enter the voting booth.
• Thirteen Hours was released in theaters Friday about the terrorist attack on the U.S. consulate in Benghazi four years ago. It's got Democrats jumpy. Hillary Clinton's campaign said she won't see the movie because she's too busy campaigning, the same reason she didn't stop the actual attack.
• Hillary Clinton was cited in an inspector general's report Tuesday for storing and transmitting top-secret material on her private e-mail server when she was Secretary of State. Only a sex scandal from Bill can get her out of this. The question is, can he get aroused when he has permission to cheat.
• Hillary Clinton wrote an essay titled What President Obama's Legacy Means to Me in which she praised and cozied up to Obama Wednesday. Then the top-secret e-mail news came out. Later in the day Hillary wrote another essay titled What FBI Director James Comey's Legacy Means to Me.
• President Obama flew to Detroit Wednesday to speak at an auto plant and praise auto industry workers for leading the nation's economic recovery. The auto engineers showed him a prototype engine that's been designed to run on water. Unfortunately, it only runs on water from the Flint River.
• Greenpeace reported that China's windless winter is causing air quality to worsen in much of the country Wednesday. In addition, according to satellite readings, smog is drifting across the Pacific Ocean to pollute the West Coast of the U.S. Can't we make anything in this country anymore?
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