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Jewish World Review Jan 9, 2012/ 14 Teves, 5772 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
http://www.JewishWorldReview.com | German citizen Harry Burkhart was charged in L.A. with setting fifty-two car fires. He was angry that his mom is getting deported home to Germany after she stiffed her plastic surgeon for her breast implants. It is the only crime in L.A. that'll actually get you deported.
Kodak announced it is preparing to file for bankruptcy protection Thursday. It's due to progress. When you see that smart phones ended the careers of Michael Richards, Anthony Weiner and Kodak, it makes you realize that Steve Jobs may have been murdered.
GM recalled eight thousand Chevy Volts whose batteries catch fire on impact. The U.S. government is on the hook. The development of the car was taxpayer-subsidized, the purchase of the car is taxpayer-subsidized, and the fire department is taxpayer-subsidized.
Newt Gingrich and Rick Santorum took turns bashing Mitt Romney as a closet liberal Thursday. It does looks awkward when Mitt tries to look conservative. At a restaurant in Iowa Monday he asked a waiter to recommend a wine that goes with chicken fried steak.
Cafe Express Election Meter reported Friday that Ron Paul leads all other candidates in merchandise sales. He believes in the legalization of pot. One way to have people talking about you all night long is to have your campaign website printed on rolling papers.
President Obama cut the U.S. military budget by forty billion dollars Thursday at his Pentagon briefing. The cuts include tens of thousands of U.S. ground troops. It's the first indication that the war with Iran won't take any longer than the flight time from Germany.
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