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Jewish World Review Jan. 26, 2011 / 21 Shevat, 5771 And now for the important news .... By Argus Hamilton
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Rahm Emanuel was kicked off Chicago's mayor election ballot by the Illinois appeals court Monday. The judges ruled he didn't meet the one-year residency requirement. Chicagoans don't care how banged up his knee is, they want him out there running. ![]()
Chicago Bears quarterback Jay Cutler was ripped by fans after he stood on the sidelines in the second half Sunday rather than try to play on a sprained knee. People in the stadium were livid. Ten thousand fans were hospitalized after the game with middle-finger frostbite. ![]()
Comcast's purchase of NBC from GE was approved Thursday by the FCC, putting NBC and MSNBC under a Republican CEO. Keith Olbermann was gone two days later. You can tell GE's a defense contractor because they built all the anchor chairs with ejector seats. ![]()
Bill Clinton offered to revive the Bob Hope Desert Classic using his Clinton Global Initiative to lure stars and aid local charities. The real estate crash was so bad that Palm Springs has replaced Darfur as the object of world compassion and pity. Last month Angelina Jolie went to the Eisenhower Medical Center, where she adopted a trust-fund baby. ![]() Pakistan appealed to the U.S. for earthquake money Friday one month after the U.S. rushed them flooding aid. They also need military money to fight the Taliban. Having Pakistan as your ally is like having a brother-in-law with a gambling problem and no car.
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